Coconut tree mishap results in surgery.
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German Cannibal Found Guilty of Murder
No softies are the Germans on polite, Internet-enabled, sexual-homicidal-cannibalism!
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iPod and iTunes allowed to remain fruity.
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American Idol season 5 is creeping toward a momentacular finale with only four contestants remaining out the original eleventy-hundred thousand hopefuls who filled the stadiums and soup kitchens of America to audition last summer with hope in their hearts, a gleam in their eyes, and a song in their lungs. …
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"Good to be here, good to be anywhere."
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New episodes mean family fun!
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Though I never met him, the death of former major league pitcher Steve Howe last week hit me hard and low.
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On a transcendently clear, balmy morning, 19 Islamic extremists believed to be affiliated with Osama bin Laden’s al Qaeda network hijacked four airliners and perverted them into missiles to attack the symbolic and very real centers of American – and in turn Western – financial, cultural and military hegemony. Over …
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Fox Reality channel to air My Bare Lady in the fall.
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Modern-day Whiskey Rebellion lands rapper and cohorts in London slammer.
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