Seven-time Grammy award winning singer/songwriter John Mayer has carved a niche for himself crafting earnest ballads in both the rock and pop genres. Mayer grew up in Connecticut but began his music career while living in Georgia and often references blues artists like B.B. King and Eric Clapton as influences …

Don't assume that a vote against Obama isn't racist...

He may look homeless, BUT he is very homeful.

Applying the Olsen Law of Corollary Theorem ™.

Britney is not Paris, and therefore she is not allowed to act like Paris. Paris is a ho and as such is allowed to revel in her ho-dom; Britney is a mother and better stop acting like a ho.

She can't be damaged and shamed, because she is so damaged and has no shame.

Pimps, enablers, disingenuous leeches, and a screwed-up young woman.

The splendiferous mental_floss magazine does books, too.

Britney pulls back from the abyss with a savvy message on her website. Lindsay spams her email list with misspelled madness.

Poptarts painting town nightly.