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Lindsay Lohan — never one to lead the simple life — broke her wrist last week while in New York for Fashion Week at a Milk Studios soiree. According to her publicist, the seemingly comatose Leslie Sloane Zelnik, Lindsay “was walking in an outside area wearing flat Chanel boots” when …
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Wayward songstress Whitney Houston appears to be finally coming out of her drug-induced coma, and may even be on the comeback trail. And who better to help you clean up your act than repeat-rehabber Courtney Love, who has had more comebacks than a flight attendant. According to Us Weekly, long-time Houston mentor, music mogul Clive …
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Semper ubi sub ubi.
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The world was waiting with bated breath.
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Ubiquitious entities are universally drawn to each other.
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