This would be Mia Hamm's last significant competition and what a way to go out.

We are a nation at war with an enemy that hides amidst innocents, an enemy that hates the very things we love most: freedom and the pursuit of happiness. Undoubtedly, the war on terror and national security are not the only issues that Americans face. We are slowly digging ourselves …

In fact, the best way to describe how I felt after watching that movie was confused, embarrassed and befuddled. Sort of like I was forced to watch some perv expose himself in public. ICK!

“George, you are my favorite and I am going to miss you. I love you, and you are the best singer. When you come to my house I will give you a hug.” I agree, George you will be missed.

What a poor excuse for abusing fellow humans. Had the military said “We abused them because we are underpaid, overworked, stressed out, miss our families, sick of being blown up, shot at, fucked with and generally pissed off,” I would have said “Okely dokely neighbor, sodomize one for me while …

The Dead Milkmen are best known for their song "Punk Rock Girl," a kitschy ode to punk culture. Their quirky, self-conscious lyrics chronicling the punk life with social commentary and catchy riffs made them cult favorite.

Write, read, comment, contribute and above all, keep being excellent, but please just cut the high drama nonsense, PLEASE.

How dare you men not luxuriate in the cuteness of a baby, my baby to be specific?

In our home, "the chocolate maidens," as Eric affectionately phrased the divas, are appreciated for their many comely attributes, both personally aesthetic and musical, but rarely, until now, had the distinction of their color come into play.

This year's Country Grammy Nominees actually includes Shania Twain and Faith Hill - two of the most grating, vile, useless, worthless purely fabricated piles of shit stuffed into a Barbie Doll, dressed-up-like-whores, tools of the devil I have ever seen.