Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics by utilizing the most efficient and time-saving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
↓ “I’ve never seen this bag of cocaine before in my life. Hey buddy, watch your foot; this stuff wasn’t cheap, ya know.”

REUTERS/Heinz-Peter Bader
↓ “As a matter of fact, this is your right testicle in my left hand. Olé!”

REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo
↓ When I told you to bring your ideas for a new letterhead to the meeting, that’s not what I meant.

REUTERS/Thierry Roge
↓ "I need the afternoon off, boss. Auditions for The Village People – Still Fine in ‘09 are today.”

AP Photo/Hasan Jamali
↓ The Cyclopean Desert Monster emerges every 100 years to exact its revenge on all other life forms.

AP Photo/Hasan Jamali
↓ The long awaited Tim Burton and Dr. Seuss collaboration, The Nightmare I Found Before Mulberry Street, has finally debuted.

AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno
↓ The Cat in the Hat confirmed today that Phase One of the Seuss Seaside Regional Airport has been completed.

Thierry Roge/Reuters
↓ Police traced complaints about obscene phone calls to a caller using his phone while huffing and puffing away in spin class.

Ted S. Warren/AP
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