Monday , May 27 2024
Cocaine, Dr. Seuss, and a monster in the desert.

Satire: The News in Pictures V

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics by utilizing the most efficient and time-saving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

↓ “I’ve never seen this bag of cocaine before in my life. Hey buddy, watch your foot; this stuff wasn’t cheap, ya know.”

REUTERS/Heinz-Peter Bader

↓ “As a matter of fact, this is your right testicle in my left hand. Olé!”

REUTERS/Marcelo del Pozo

↓ When I told you to bring your ideas for a new letterhead to the meeting, that’s not what I meant.

REUTERS/Thierry Roge

↓ "I need the afternoon off, boss. Auditions for The Village People – Still Fine in ‘09 are today.”

AP Photo/Hasan Jamali

↓ The Cyclopean Desert Monster emerges every 100 years to exact its revenge on all other life forms.

AP Photo/Hasan Jamali

↓ The long awaited Tim Burton and Dr. Seuss collaboration, The Nightmare I Found Before Mulberry Street, has finally debuted.

AFP/Yoshikazu Tsuno

↓ The Cat in the Hat confirmed today that Phase One of the Seuss Seaside Regional Airport has been completed.

Thierry Roge/Reuters

↓ Police traced complaints about obscene phone calls to a caller using his phone while huffing and puffing away in spin class.

Ted S. Warren/AP

Photo Credits: All photo credits listed and/or linked to source.

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

Check Also

NAB Show 2024: The Year of AI

The NAB Show 2024 featured over 100 sessions focused on the impact or functionality of artificial intelligence. AI was the focus this year.