Sunday , May 26 2024

Of Rats and Lemmings (and Moths)

As war looms – I feel like we’re in a state of suspended animation at the moment – there is some very interesing action being taken by metaphorical rodents in the region.

In typical survivalist manner – say what you want about their hygiene and eating habits but rats WANT TO LIVE – the rats are getting the hell out of Dodge:

    A prominent Iraqi tribal leader, previously loyal to Hussein, said on Monday he had joined forces with a Kurdish faction and predicted the United States would rapidly triumph in a war on Iraq.

    ”No one is going to fight for Saddam,” Jowhad Herki said. ”The war will finish very quickly because the people are very tired. They have seen nothing but destruction.”

    Herki told Reuters that he had shifted his support to the Kurdistan Democratic Party. He said Iraqis are tired of years of conflict and want Saddam gone.

    ”Even people very close to Saddam want him to leave,” he said. ”When Saddam leaves, Iraqi people will live a better life. Even military commanders think the same way.” [USA Today]

But the lemmings – the stupid, ideological, blind lemmings – are headed in the other direction because life is just too long:

    A Palestinian in Amman who was getting into a taxi for Baghdad smiled when asked whether he was going to join with Saddam Hussein’s troops.

    ”Look, I don’t have anything against the British and American people, but I do want to kill British and American soldiers,” said the man, who gave an assumed name of Abu Hassan. ”This is the only way to get the message across that the Arab world is against this war. The American government says the people in Iraq will not fight, but they are wrong, very wrong.”

    ….”People forget that Saddam supported us when no one else would and, well, the British and Americans are like brothers to the Israelis, right?” he said. ”When you kick a snake, the tail and head are the same.”

    As he speaks, another taxi pulls up. Arabiyaa, an Iraqi woman who says she lives in Amman, is in the front seat, her face covered by a veil. She says she is leaving her husband and family to fight in Baghdad.

    ”I want to stomp on the heads of American and British soldiers,” she says, her dark eyes peering through the gap in her veil.

Um, yes, that’s a bit more aggressive than the human shields – who says Islamic women are passive?

And then there are those with an even more pointless death wish, the human lemmings, I mean “shields” themselves:

    The ultimatum issued by President Bush on Monday dramatically increases the chance that Faith Fippinger may die in the next few days.

    Fippinger, a 52-year-old retired schoolteacher is one of about 90 “human shields” who are putting their bodies on the line in front of potential U.S. bombing targets in Iraq.

    Since early February, the Sarasota, Fla., native has slept every night at the Daura oil refinery, a huge complex at the southern edge of Baghdad that supplies the entire metropolitan region with gasoline and other fuels. In the 1991 Persian Gulf War, the refinery was destroyed by U.S. missiles, and it burned for a month and a half.

    Fippinger expects another attack.

    “I may die here,” she said calmly. “But my death is no more or less important than the Iraqi lives that will be lost — for example, my neighbors, who live next to the refineries, a woman who brings in tea every morning.”

    Then Fippinger broke into tears. [SF Chronicle]

Faith is human shielding an oil refinery – do you think she talks to it? How does a person – an American – become so twisted around that she thinks risking her life defending an oil refinery run by a mass murdering baby raper is a fucking great idea?

It’s like musical chairs: when the music stopped Faith was left with the incredibly stupid, pointless, misguided suicidal chair, which she seems to have embraced with maniacal zeal. The Jonestown and Hale-Bopp lemming runs made more sense than this:

    “Yes, there are some fruitcakes among us,” said Marc Eubanks, a Wyoming native and Air Force veteran who now lives in Athens, Greece. He was referring to some anarchists, who he said could provoke major culture clashes with Iraqi officials at joint meetings.

    ….The Bush administration has said little about the human shields. In February, a State Department spokeswoman responded to a reporter’s question about why they were in Iraq by saying, “You might as well ask me why moths fly into porch lights.”

Damn, I thought we were using the rodent metaphor – I didn’t get the memo.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted,, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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