“Mommy, what are those people doing on that TV?”

Tennessee says no to sex on wheels:

The state Senate has voted unanimously to ban X-rated videos from cars and other vehicles if the TV screens can be seen from the street.

Sen. Mark Norris filed the legislation after getting a complaint from a constituent. The man said his daughters could see a sex tape being played in a van stopped at a stoplight.

The measure wouldn’t outlaw all mobile red-light districts. Pornography fans could still watch sex tapes if their car windows are tinted or covered by shades. [AP]

So if you’re driving around in Tennessee and you see a vehicle with tinted or shaded windows, you can pretty much assume they are “pornography fans.”