We get an inadvertent peek into Spike Lee’s childhood, and a common gynecological test gets new meaning.

The motor vehicle is the new house.

If getting older means having a smaller brain with more oomph to the ounce, so be it.

If we had to pay for health services with our talents and skills, some would surely perish – like news commentators, superdelegates, and Paris Hilton.

The president said “some” want to negotiate with terrorists; his press secretary denied he meant Obama. Is Bush just running scared?

Our priorities and where we’re willing to put money, time, and effort speaks louder than words: We don’t really care what happens to children.

Discuss the global food shortage over a pot of poo!

We come within speaking distance of each other when we least expect it.

My husband wrapped himself in a blanket of spreadsheets, feeling happy with there being enough money in the budget; but I still didn’t feel safe.

Judith Martin speculates on the origins of the incumbent after his indecorous regard for His Holiness.