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Snooki can be sure that Barack Obama knows who she is now.

Snooki Arrested; Will Obama Pay Attention Now?

Fate has strange ways of dealing a hand. Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, famous (or infamous) because of her MTV reality show, Jersey Shore, was arrested in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on Friday afternoon.  At the time she was on a beach not far from the house where the television show is filmed. Apparently on a bender since the night before, Snooki was passed out face down in the sand. Eventually she was arrested for disorderly conduct (as no doubt several sand crabs called 911 to complain).

Snooki Is Arrested After Going on a Bender

What caused this poor girl to go out and get wasted? I am wondering if it has anything to do with President Barack Obama’s appearance on the television talk show The View. After hearing Barbara Walters butcher his name (Bawack Obama) on the show Thursday morning, the President answered questions and was stumped when asked if Snooki should run for mayor of Wasilia, Alaska (hometown of Sarah Palin). Obama said, “I’ve got to admit, I don’t know who Snooki is.” Da-da-da-dum!

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Can you just imagine how heartbroken Snooki must have been as she sat with her pals in the Jersey Shore digs? Maybe they joked with her or made fun of her. Snooki, who makes “Obama Girl” Amber Lee Ettinger seem like a rocket scientist, probably sulked all day about not being as “big” as she perhaps assumed herself to be. Could it be that when she went out partying Thursday night, Snooki started knocking them back to ease her pain? Maybe she even said to her friend and fellow Jersey Shore castmate Jenni “JWOWW” Farley, “Obama doesn’t even know me. I probably can’t even get myself arrested.”

Flashforward to late Friday when “JWOWW” posted bail for little miss Snook, getting her out of the pokey and back to her Seaside Heights digs to figure out their next move. Meanwhile, the MTV suits must be hating all this publicity, although I do hear that they are planning several keg parties for Snooki and company in the days ahead.

Whatever happens, Snooki can rest easy because headlines all over the place were screaming out “Snooki Arrested” and clearly were competing with the ones about Chelsea Clinton’s wedding. Snooki can be sure that Barack Obama knows who she is now. My, what a lucky girl. Now, if I could just hear Barbara Walters say “Come back, Bawack” a few more times, it would really make my day.

About Victor Lana

Victor Lana's stories, articles, and poems have been published in literary magazines and online. His books 'A Death in Prague' (2002), 'Move' (2003), 'The Savage Quiet September Sun: A Collection of 9/11 Stories' (2005), and 'Like a Passing Shadow' (2009) are available in print, online, and as e-books. 'Heartbeat and Other Poems,' 'If the Fates Allow: New York Christmas Stories,' 'Garden of Ghosts,' and 'Flashes in the Pan' are available exclusively on Amazon. His newest books 'The Stranger from the Sea' and 'Love in the Time of the Coronavirus' are available as e-books and in print. After winning the National Arts Club Award for Poetry while attending Queens College, he concentrated on writing mostly fiction and non-fiction prose until the recent publication of his new book of poetry, 'Heartbeat and Other Poems' (now available on Amazon). He has worked as a faculty advisor to school literary magazines and enjoys the creative process as a writer, editor, and collaborator. He has been with 'Blogcritics Magazine' since July 2005 and has written many articles on a variety of topics; previously co-head sports editor, he now is a Culture and Society and Flash Ficition editor. Having traveled extensively, Victor has visited six continents and intends to get to Antarctica someday where he figures a few ideas for new stories await him.

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