Wednesday , February 28 2024
If you’re happy and you know it, stare into the abyss.

Satire: The News in Pictures XXII

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and time saving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Most boring porn ever.
(David Gray/Reuters)

"Do you feel watched?"
"No, I feel Photoshopped."
(Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

"I need a dentist!"
(Paula Bronstein/Getty Images)

"What the hair happened here?"
"Well, your honor, we were getting our hair done when out of nowhere her stylist called my stylist 'prissy' and it just went downhill from there."

Then the cameraman poked a giant hole into the middle of her pretty little cake.
(Toby Brusseau/Journal staff)

"Holy cow, George. Just how big was that pole dancer?"
(Ryan Soderlin/Journal staff)

"Hey, watch what you’re doing!"
(AFP Photo DDP/Joerg Koch)

After rigorous testing by the Department of Transportation,
it was still found to be more roadworthy than a Toyota.
(Renee C. Byer)

Some pictures aren’t funny; they’re just so cute they make you giggle. You’re welcome!
(Jennifer Corbet/The News Journal)

If you’re happy and you know it, stare into the abyss.
(Christy Aumer/The Daily Iowan)

Bee Porn
(Hannah Reyes/EPA)

New from Hasbro: Beer Goggles for Kids! Makes every used toy look brand new!
(David Sokol)

I hope all the art, math and science kids who were teased by jocks feel vindicated.
(Associated Press)

Do you ever get the feeling some guys just really miss being a boy scout?
(John Moore/Getty Images)

(Man 1) What!
(Man 2) We aren’t the ones who messed up this wall, really!
(Man 3) I’m so ashamed.

Frank’s lifelong dream of becoming a fireman had less to do with fires and more to do with the visual puns.
Reuters/Cheryl Ravelo

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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