Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Let’s go scare the crap out of that old lady who keeps shooting at us.
(M And Y/Caters News/Zuma Press)
I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with the plumbing. This
only happens when that Johnson kid comes over to visit.
(Mohammed Alhadab/The Daily Iowan)
The Grim Reaper family enjoys an afternoon outing.
(AP Photo/Gero Breloer)
Dude, turn off the smoke machine.
Well, then things just got interesting.
(Chris O'Meara/Associated Press)
I didn’t do it! I was fwamed, you gotta beweive me!
When Condoms Attack
(AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)
This kind of thing happens when you live next door to a hobby shop and leave your windows open. It’s really my fault for leaving leftover Twizzlers on the counter. They always think it’s a landing strip, but of course they never get clearance so they just whiz around up there for a while until it’s time to go back and refuel.
(Rachel Jessen/The Daily Iowan)
Exterminators who watched a lot of Teletubbies
when they were young do things a little differently.
This metaphor would work a lot better for me if the “other end”
didn’t pay for our infrastructure, public education and the military.
( AP Photo/Jim Cole)
An intense search.
So she was all like, “I’ll cut you bitch!” and I was all like, “Oh no you di’n’t, ho!”
Wow. The child is already in the hospital. Must he
also require a visit to a mental health facility?
Ha ha, I love monkeying around with you. Get it?
As soon as we put this crackpot in the van I’m going to kick you. Hard!
(Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images)
Did I forget to put on deodorant this morning? No, of course not. I’m only three!
EZ my AZ!
Sorry. Not one of you is smarter than a piece of furniture. The chair gets the prize.
Hold still. You have a bug on your back!
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