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Well, then things just got interesting.

Satire: The News in Pictures XX

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.


Let’s go scare the crap out of that old lady who keeps shooting at us.
(M And Y/Caters News/Zuma Press)


I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with the plumbing. This
only happens when that Johnson kid comes over to visit.
(Mohammed Alhadab/The Daily Iowan)


The Grim Reaper family enjoys an afternoon outing.
(AP Photo/Gero Breloer)


Dude, turn off the smoke machine.
I did.
Well, then things just got interesting.
(Chris O'Meara/Associated Press)


I didn’t do it! I was fwamed, you gotta beweive me!
(Frank Augstein/AP)


When Condoms Attack
(AP Photo/Lee Jin-man)


This kind of thing happens when you live next door to a hobby shop and leave your windows open. It’s really my fault for leaving leftover Twizzlers on the counter. They always think it’s a landing strip, but of course they never get clearance so they just whiz around up there for a while until it’s time to go back and refuel.
(Rachel Jessen/The Daily Iowan)


Exterminators who watched a lot of Teletubbies
when they were young do things a little differently.
(ERT/FRT/CST)


This metaphor would work a lot better for me if the “other end”
didn’t pay for our infrastructure, public education and the military.
( AP Photo/Jim Cole)


An intense search.
(AFP/Getty Images)


So she was all like, “I’ll cut you bitch!” and I was all like, “Oh no you di’n’t, ho!”
(Paul Martinka)


Wow. The child is already in the hospital. Must he
also require a visit to a mental health facility?
(Johnny Hanson/Chronicle)


Ha ha, I love monkeying around with you. Get it?
As soon as we put this crackpot in the van I’m going to kick you. Hard!
(Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images)


Did I forget to put on deodorant this morning? No, of course not. I’m only three!
(Getty Images)


EZ my AZ!
(Tina Fineberg/AP)


Sorry. Not one of you is smarter than a piece of furniture. The chair gets the prize.
(Jason Henry)


Hold still. You have a bug on your back!
(Zoo Basel)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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