Sunday , May 26 2024
This is a bad place to start losing air.

Satire: The News in Pictures XVII

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Oh goodness. Um, hello. Well, this is awkward.
(Sergei Supinsky/AFP/Getty Images)

Who you gonna call? Fish Busters!
(J.D. Pooley/Sentinel-Tribune via AP)

Hey, I don’t want to see any more cars in my nesting area from heron out.
(Debra Brash/Times Colonist)

Oh Daddy, you smell like dirt and sand and exhaustion. I love it!
(Pat Shanahan/The Arizona Republic)

Hold ‘er steady, that’s it. Now let’s see who can’t hit the broad side of a barn!
(Eric Hasert)

(AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

And next I will eat a blue crayon!
(Kathryn Scott Osler/The Denver Post)

They call this lunch? That styrofoam plate has more
nutritional value than whatever is in this “juice.”
(Judy DeHaas/The Denver Post)

Ugh. This is stuff is horrible.
At least it’s not as bad as the crap they gave that kid in the picture above us.
(Craig F. Walker/The Denver Post)

Oh, say can you seal…?
(Axel Heimken/AP)

No yellow flowers I said! You’re messing up my color scheme.
Oh, for cryin’ out loud, just get out of here!
(AP Photo/Peter Dejong)

I give you a yah! And a hi-yah! And then I kick you, sir!
(AP Photo/Karim Kadim)

This is a bad place to start losing air.
(AP Photo/Francis Latreille, Septieme Continent)

Beg all you want, dude. I’m not going to let you play with my riot gear.
(AP Photo/Vincent Vu)

Clearly we are overdressed for whereever it is they’re sending us.
(Ahmad Masood/Reuters)

Careful. This could get real precarious real fast.

Hi Ho Plastic, Away!
(AP Photo/Alberto Saiz)

Nope, he’s not looking. Just reach over and take his beer.
(Bob Levey/AP)

Lookit, I took the ear off their dinosaur. It looks like a Cheeto. Here, eat it!
(Mike Yoder)

That lady is back with a camera. Quick everyone, look away!
(Richard Gwin)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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