Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Hey girl, can I get your number?
(Grant Jefferies/Bradenton Herald)
Oh no, leg cramp. Leg cramp!
Eeek! Why am I shrinking?
(Jorge Guerrero/AFP/Getty Images)
This is the roundest potato chip I have ever seen.
(David Silverman/Getty Images)
There’s no place like gnome.
What are ewe looking at? Stop making sheep’s eyes at me.
I’ll ram this fence in two shakes of a lamb's tail!
(Derek Blair/AFP/Getty Images)
(AP Photo/Irwin Fedriansyah)
Rararr! I hate Cajun food!
(Greg Wood/AFP/Getty Images)
Well, there goes that theory.
When will the umbrella industry engineer an umbrella that doesn’t do this?!
C’mon, tell each other you’re sorry. Why are you guys being so hardheaded?
(Brenna Norman/The Daily Iowan)
Yes, I could tell Ricky Martin was gay. No, I don’t have some “gay superpower.” Seriously, get away from me.
Mmm, I’m so sleepy. Man, those flip-flops were yummy!
(David Longstreath/Associated Press)
Who parked this thing in my space? Again!
I need a new Avon lady.
(Rajesh Kumar Singh/AP)
My job is so easy even a human could do it.
The name’s Bond. Hawwa Bond.
(AP Photo/Hassan Ammar)
Cut! Where did the AARP-ette come from? Get her out of the shot!
AP Photo/Alberto Saiz
Hazmat workers clear the area of Easter eggs that weren’t found
in 2009 before 2010’s Easter eggs are hidden.
(Rob Ostermaier/Daily Press)
I long for the stage! Just listen to my Shakespeare…ahem!
(Volker Hartmann/AFP/Getty Images)