Thursday , September 24 2020
All I need now is a hammock and a margarita.

Satire: The News in Pictures XIX

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.


Well, he did tell us that in his line of work he wears more than one hat.
(AP Photo/Sucheta Das)


When they say, “Don’t use hairdryer in shower,” they mean it.
(Mario Vedder/AFP/Getty Images)


Yes, your coloring is just lovely, but it hardly qualifies you for public office.
(AP Photo/Sayyid Azim)


The stork that broke the ciconia's back.
(Michael Urban/AFP/Getty Images)


Highlights of the “Spray It, Don’t Say It” Festival
(AP Photo)


Aren’t you going to say, “Excuse me”?
(AP Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)


This is a great way to get to school. You’re the best Dad ever!
(Todd Spoth/For The Chronicle)


Does this scarf make me look silly?
(John Wagner/News-Miner)


I see madness, I see France. I see ladies’ underpants.
(Philippe Desmazes/AFP/Getty Images)


It’s not easy being green – unless you’re big enough to squish everyone!
(Ricky Carioti-The Washington Post)


These guys really know how to “drag” it out.
(William West/AFP/Getty Images)


All I need now is a hammock and a margarita.
(Gallup/Getty)


Where’s that damn camel?
(AP Photo/Altaf Qadri)


Hence, chocolate milk.
(Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images)


Legalize Pots!
(AFP/Getty Images)


Got one!
(Associated Press)


Let’s see if we can ease some of this tension
with a round of Musical Chairs. Who’s with me?
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP)


Go ahead and laugh. I didn’t earn these medals knittin’ sweaters.
(AP Photo)


Mama, that is disgusting! Can I have a bite?
(Norbert Millauer, AFP/Getty Images)


We caught him stealing handbags from that Walmart over there. Go figure!
(Sam Wolfe)


What can I tell you? I’m just too sexy for my shirt.
(AP Photo/Kevin Frayer)


Quick, run away from predatory lenders who feast on new graduates!
(Cody Glenn)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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