Satire: The News in Pictures XIX

When they say, “Don’t use hairdryer in shower,” they mean it.
(Mario Vedder/AFP/Getty Images)

Yes, your coloring is just lovely, but it hardly qualifies you for public office.
(AP Photo/Sayyid Azim)

The stork that broke the ciconia's back.
(Michael Urban/AFP/Getty Images)

Highlights of the “Spray It, Don’t Say It” Festival
(AP Photo)

Aren’t you going to say, “Excuse me”?
(AP Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)

This is a great way to get to school. You’re the best Dad ever!
(Todd Spoth/For The Chronicle)

Does this scarf make me look silly?
(John Wagner/News-Miner)

I see madness, I see France. I see ladies’ underpants.
(Philippe Desmazes/AFP/Getty Images)

It’s not easy being green – unless you’re big enough to squish everyone!
(Ricky Carioti-The Washington Post)

These guys really know how to “drag” it out.
(William West/AFP/Getty Images)

All I need now is a hammock and a margarita.
(Gallup/Getty)

Where’s that damn camel?
(AP Photo/Altaf Qadri)

Hence, chocolate milk.
(Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images)

Legalize Pots!
(AFP/Getty Images)

Got one!
(Associated Press)

Let’s see if we can ease some of this tension
with a round of Musical Chairs. Who’s with me?
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP)

Go ahead and laugh. I didn’t earn these medals knittin’ sweaters.
(AP Photo)

Mama, that is disgusting! Can I have a bite?
(Norbert Millauer, AFP/Getty Images)

We caught him stealing handbags from that Walmart over there. Go figure!
(Sam Wolfe)

What can I tell you? I’m just too sexy for my shirt.
(AP Photo/Kevin Frayer)

Quick, run away from predatory lenders who feast on new graduates!
(Cody Glenn)