Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Well, he did tell us that in his line of work he wears more than one hat.
(AP Photo/Sucheta Das)
When they say, “Don’t use hairdryer in shower,” they mean it.
(Mario Vedder/AFP/Getty Images)
Yes, your coloring is just lovely, but it hardly qualifies you for public office.
(AP Photo/Sayyid Azim)
The stork that broke the ciconia's back.
(Michael Urban/AFP/Getty Images)
Highlights of the “Spray It, Don’t Say It” Festival
Aren’t you going to say, “Excuse me”?
(AP Photo/Luis M. Alvarez)
This is a great way to get to school. You’re the best Dad ever!
(Todd Spoth/For The Chronicle)
Does this scarf make me look silly?
I see madness, I see France. I see ladies’ underpants.
(Philippe Desmazes/AFP/Getty Images)
It’s not easy being green – unless you’re big enough to squish everyone!
(Ricky Carioti-The Washington Post)
These guys really know how to “drag” it out.
(William West/AFP/Getty Images)
All I need now is a hammock and a margarita.
Where’s that damn camel?
(AP Photo/Altaf Qadri)
Hence, chocolate milk.
(Fabrice Coffrini/AFP/Getty Images)
Let’s see if we can ease some of this tension
with a round of Musical Chairs. Who’s with me?
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais/AP)
Go ahead and laugh. I didn’t earn these medals knittin’ sweaters.
Mama, that is disgusting! Can I have a bite?
(Norbert Millauer, AFP/Getty Images)
We caught him stealing handbags from that Walmart over there. Go figure!
What can I tell you? I’m just too sexy for my shirt.
(AP Photo/Kevin Frayer)
Quick, run away from predatory lenders who feast on new graduates!