Monday , May 27 2024

Satire: Britney Says “F*ck It,” Marries Self

Britney Spears, weary after two failed attempts at marriage this year — the first in January to childhood friend Jason Alexander (not THAT one) in a “surprise” (intoxicated) Las Vegas wedding that was described as a “joke” and annulled 55 hours later, the second just last weekend to “dancer” Kevin Federline, for which the couple couldn’t quite figure out the complexities of a marriage license nor complete the pre-nup in time — decided that she didn’t really need another actual person to help her with this “marriage thing,” and exchanged vows with herself in a private ceremony described as “dignified.”


About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted,, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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