“Do you know where that paste has been?”

I don’t know where I’ve been, but I just ran into Boudreaux’s Butt Paste for the first time. I have no idea how effective it is, but if amusement can heal, then it’s the AMA in a jar (or tube).

The website seems quite keen on letting us know that “it’s not just for diaper rash anymore!” And while I appreciate their enthusiasm, and compassion for my disparate dermal maladies, a product that purports to heal both “oral lesions” and “rectal itching” gives me pause.