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Britney and ……. Fred?

Tattooed love boy Fred Durst of Limp Bizkit seems to think he has something going on with Britney Spears, according to an enigmatic post on the band’s website dated 1/11:

    and all this stuff about britney and me is everywhere. its like WHOA!! anybody out there who has a serious problem with my feelings for britney should just chill and worry about your own feelings for a minute. you cant help what happens in life because everything happens for a reason. i believe that. i am a good judge of character and so is she. it just happens to be a person that i would have thought could make me feel this way. and believe that i have never felt this way, so there. if you think im going soft then you go ahead and think it until we drop this sick fucking album in few months. we’ll see what you think then. i am really excited about this album and would not be unless i thought you would be as much as me. did you understand that? just remember one thing until then, we’re all very fortunate to be alive and we need to stick together because we’re all we’ve got!! stay tuned.

Hard-edged slacker punk-funk provocateur falls for newly-former teen-queen, causing him to blubber like a schoolgirl to his fans about feelings and character, before threatening to musically bash them over the head for any disloyalty. He is short, pudgy, plain and has an overabundance of tattoos, in addition to being 32 to her 21.

Fred is going to feel mighty silly about that post in a few days or weeks, if he doesn’t already: his post was the 11th and she was already reported to have been “seen kissing” Justin Timberlake at the American Music Awards on the 13th. Oooh, burn.

Whether or not Britney gets back together with Justin, homeless Tracy Morgan has a better chance with Britney than Fred.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted,, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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