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A turgid surfing movie that is actually quite short on surfing footage.

Blu-ray Review: Beautiful Wave

Ostensibly a coming-of-age surfing drama, Beautiful Wave is a dour, joyless road movie. Nicole (Aimee Teegarden) is a high school student forced to spend the summer with a grandmother she barely knows. To alleviate the boredom, Nicole convinces her grandma to let her take to the road with her friend Kayla (Alicia Ziegler). Along with a pair of surfer dudes from the neighborhood, the foursome piles into a van and heads south into Mexico from California. They are following a map made many years earlier by Nicole’s grandfather, which shows all the hottest surfing areas he used to frequent.

Nicole doesn’t surf. She’s an avid swimmer, but she is skittish about venturing into the ocean. Her father drowned when she was very young. She eventually does a little tentative surfing, but for the most part the watersports are left to her friends. Her ultimate goal is to meet her grandfather, Jimmy (Lance Henriksen), who resides at a near-mythical surfing spot called Beautiful Wave. Nicole is a fuddy-duddy bookworm who spends most of the movie scolding her two male travelling companions. Danny (David Thomas Jenkins) is her least favorite, a boorish pothead. Jeff (Ben Milliken) is a little more appealing to her, but despite hints that the two will develop a relationship, nothing really happens between them.

No element of the film works, with the exception of a well-chosen selection of easy-going pop tunes that add a bit of pep to the proceedings. The acting is uniformly uninspired, with everyone coming across as if they would rather be doing something else. The script is laced with pseudo-philosophical ramblings about how life is just a series of big waves, but it’s all a messy, nonsensical wipeout. Teegarden, a truly bodacious babe, stays very covered up for almost the entire movie. So there’s not even an eye candy element. Surfing is a highly photogenic sport when handled properly, but the filmmakers can’t even get that right. At 96 minutes, the film feels twice as long.

Visually speaking, Beautiful Wave is a really mixed bag on Blu-ray. Framed at 1.78:1 and presented in 1080p high definition, the movie fares best in tight close-ups. Detail is reasonably strong in such shots. Wider shots are soft and often overly grainy. The surfing footage looks generally terrible, severely lacking in clarity. The Dolby TrueHD 5.1 soundtrack is marginal, at best. Dialogue is clear. The pop rock soundtrack is crisp and reasonably punchy. When neither of those elements is present, the track seems dead. Ambient effects are too subtle to create an immersive surround experience.

No special features of any kind are present on this bare bones Blu-ray. I would have loved to have heard an interview with writer-director David Mueller that explained his motivations for making Beautiful Wave, but no such luck. Stick with Soul Surfer, the true story of Bethany Hamilton, if you’re in the mood for a well-made surfing drama. Beautiful Wave is recommendable to no one.

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