Friday , March 5 2021

Baggy Clothes Only Cover So Much, Avril

Avril Livigne claims to have a better bod than Britney:

    “The thing is I’m not going to flaunt what I have. I refuse to show off my boobs, my belly or my booty,” the Grammy-nominated Lavigne bragged to the London Sun. “I don’t want to walk around in clothes like Britney wears with pants that don’t cover my a- -.” [NY Post]

That may be the case, but Britney does not look like a 12 year-old boy who needs to get outdoors a little more often.

By the way, did you notice that Avril already has a tribute album dedicated to her? That has to be a record.

In case you were confused in previous readings by the use of the word “always” instead of “already” in the sentence above, it’s because I’m a dumbass. Thanks to Anders Weinstein for noting the mistake.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: [email protected],, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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