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Worst case of metatarsalgia I’ve ever seen.

Satire: The News in Pictures XV

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.


I can help whoever’s next on register four.
(Reuters/Jim Young)



What the…? There still aren’t any black people in the theater.
(Chris Ratcliffe/Bloomberg)


Please stop sniffing me. You’re making me very uncomfortable.
(DPA)


My blubber brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, you’re fatter than lard.
(Itsuo Inouye/AP)


If I can make it here, I can make it…well, you get the picture.
(Stan Honda/AFP/Getty Images)


I don't know, I just feel kinda, boxed in.
(Reuters/Baz Ratner)


Why is everybody upside down? Is it something I drank?
(Koji Sasahara/AP)


La la la la la.
No, you're doing it wrong. It’s TRA la la la la.
(Reuters/Alexander Demianchuk)


I’m not looking at you anymore.
Well I’m not looking at YOU.
I wasn’t looking at you first, Mr. Big Nose…oh good, here comes the snack cart!
(AP Photo/Virginia Mayo)


There goes the neighborhood.
(Beth Van Zandt/Muscatine Journal/via AP)


Has anyone seen my lower denture?
(Ahmed al-Husseini/AP Photo)


Oh my gawd Becky, look at her butt. It is so big!
(Michaela Rehle/Reuters)


Carry on! Or should I say, “chairy” on. Too punny? Please don’t hurt me.
(Heribert Proepper/AP)


My god, is that my hand? It’s huge! No wonder
small children flee from me every morning at the IHOP.
(Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP Photo)


Worst case of metatarsalgia I’ve ever seen.
(Michael Paulsen/Chronicle)


One pull-up, whew, two pull-ups, whew, three…
(Focke Strangmann/AP)


Yea, so sorry about not showing up in person to speak to all of you.
You’ve actually caught me sitting at home
in my underwear watching the shopping channel.
(Apichart Weerawong/AP)


This is going to be a big f***ing kiss.
(Reuters)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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