Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
I can help whoever’s next on register four.
What the…? There still aren’t any black people in the theater.
Please stop sniffing me. You’re making me very uncomfortable.
My blubber brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like, you’re fatter than lard.
If I can make it here, I can make it…well, you get the picture.
(Stan Honda/AFP/Getty Images)
I don't know, I just feel kinda, boxed in.
Why is everybody upside down? Is it something I drank?
La la la la la.
No, you're doing it wrong. It’s TRA la la la la.
I’m not looking at you anymore.
Well I’m not looking at YOU.
I wasn’t looking at you first, Mr. Big Nose…oh good, here comes the snack cart!
(AP Photo/Virginia Mayo)
There goes the neighborhood.
(Beth Van Zandt/Muscatine Journal/via AP)
Has anyone seen my lower denture?
(Ahmed al-Husseini/AP Photo)
Oh my gawd Becky, look at her butt. It is so big!
Carry on! Or should I say, “chairy” on. Too punny? Please don’t hurt me.
My god, is that my hand? It’s huge! No wonder
small children flee from me every morning at the IHOP.
(Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP Photo)
Worst case of metatarsalgia I’ve ever seen.
One pull-up, whew, two pull-ups, whew, three…
Yea, so sorry about not showing up in person to speak to all of you.
You’ve actually caught me sitting at home
in my underwear watching the shopping channel.
This is going to be a big f***ing kiss.