France Wins! France Wins!

The Chipstah (!) has exclusive coverage of France’s breathtaking victory in IronyFest2003:

Their lead never was in doubt, but their documented support for Iraq with intelligence on US plans and helping Saddam crush dissenters that was revealed yesterday while simultaneously claiming to stand for fairness and the rule of international law put the rest of the world to shame–Axis of Evil, Axis of Weasels, Axis of Countries That Make Cool Cars, any kind of Axis you care to mention.

….France also had the help of an incredibly deep bench that numbered in the tens of millions, who pitched in to help with everything from lecturing Americans while at the same time defacing English and American military cemeteries, imposing Shari’a Islamic law and burning synagogues in the suburbs, and, most recently, according to Merde in France, snapping up pro-Osama logos to download on their cellphones.

See his site for much more and cool action photos. Vive le douchebags!!