Wednesday , February 28 2024
pigeon sisters
Photo credit: Critical Lens Media

Found Poetry: Independent Press Book Descriptions

The world is in an awful state. What’s the answer? Finding poetry in unexpected places. That’s the answer: found poetry. And I’ll prove it.

Prestigious publishing companies promoting their newest releases take out full- or multiple-page ads in the New York Review of Books. But so do independent presses with literary standards that are, shall we say, not quite so lofty.

Here are word-for-word descriptions from the ads for some of these independent titles. They’re truly meant to sell the books.

I’ve deployed my English-major mojo to transform them into found poetry through the magic of line breaks.

You’re welcome.

There’s a parallel universe
with creatures that are
myth in ours. Its new king
is crowned. People from Earth
are abducted.

Bianca is in peril.

Hudson River Park, NYC. Photo credit: Critical Lens Media

Aaron creates a new race
of me. Three hundred

impregnated girls are sent
throughout the Milky Way to ensure

our speech
rules the galaxy.

Award-winning novelist
and cultural critic

interrogates his own
profession.

It goes terribly.

A reluctant ninja
fights to save the mayor and his
fledgling drive-thru fondue business
in this irreverent
action-comedy.

Maitreya and the Masters are here to inspire
a complete transformation of our planet…

Our Space Brothers and Sisters,
working directly with them
are here on a
spiritual mission

to help humanity
save the planet from
environmental
destruction.

Marauding invaders, stolen art,
cataclysmic earthquakes.

Brigands, partisans,
necromancers,
a seductive sybil.

Snowcapped mountains, rippling vineyards
and olive groves.

Roman ports – Picenum!

Max Dent, heart surgeon and
former assassin,
is drawn

into
a terrorist plot
that threatens

another holocaust.

Only Max
can stop it,
if
he
survives.

Frank, tired,
life punching down,
famous but broke,
in bad health,

now comes news of
murder
in the family.

And the past comes back,
haunting.

What’s to be learned from the unknown fate
of planet Ulro? That’s the question
for the Governor of the New Earth.

This book
is good for
America.

About Jon Sobel

Jon Sobel is Publisher and Executive Editor of Blogcritics as well as lead editor of the Culture & Society section. As a writer he contributes most often to Music, where he covers classical music (old and new) and other genres, and Culture, where he reviews NYC theater. Through Oren Hope Marketing and Copywriting at http://www.orenhope.com/ you can hire him to write or edit whatever marketing or journalistic materials your heart desires. Jon also writes the blog Park Odyssey at http://parkodyssey.blogspot.com/ where he is on a mission to visit every park in New York City. He has also been a part-time working musician, including as lead singer, songwriter, and bass player for Whisperado.

Check Also

Herschel Garfein The Layers album cover

Music Review: ‘The Layers’ – New Music by Herschel Garfein Inspired by Jane Kenyon, Stanley Kunitz, KC Trommer

Poetry by Stanley Kunitz, Jane Kenyon, KC Trommer inspires composer Herschel Garfein on new album 'The Layers'