Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
“How do you like my scary face? It’s good, right?” “Yes, it’s great. Now hold still, you have something between your teeth.” (AP Photo/Madame Tussaud)
“Yea! I’m first this time! No more ‘has to eat rotten eggs’ for me!” (Yonhap/AFP/Getty Images)
Now that I know they’re packed by bare hands with dirty fingernails, no more of those for me! (John Vizcaino/Reuters)
“Can you believe these phony art types? This ribbon is an award for that piece of paper I spilled yellow paint on when the new kid bumped my elbow!” “Oh, I know it. I just sold that painting of ‘clouds’ for $4,000!” (George Skene/Orlando Sentinel)
“I’ll tell you what; I’m even more disturbed that the walls of this parking garage appear to have been made of paper mâché.” (Tom Gilbert/Tulsa World)
“So yea, just 6,000 more of these and we’ll have this place cleaned up in no time. Well, until they start pooping, that is.” (Khaled Desouki/AFP/Getty Images)
“What is that you’re recording me with? Is that a rectal thermometer?!” (AP Photo)
“There you go. That makes two of us!” (AP Photo/Natalia Kolesnikova, Pool)
"Woo! I have outstanding fashion sense, but I clearly don’t understand the oxygen-carbon dioxide cycle! Woohoo!” (Matthew Stockman/Getty Images)
“Heh, heh. This cheeky monkey here thinks a mile is longer than a kilometer!” (Stefan Wermuth)
“Thank you all for coming. How are you enjoying the world’s longest couch?” (AP Photo/Anjum Naveed)
“Bad news, Aunt Louise. It looks like you have the syphilis.” (Sam Wolfe)
Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.