Some have suggested that it's ludicrous to move to New York for the bagels. I don't want to say that they're wrong, but perhaps they haven't fully considered the issue. Bagels aren't just bagels, bagels are so much more than that. Bagels – at least bagels in New York – can be bought with lox and a schmear at just about any place that sells bagels. And, the odds are it'll be great.
Sunday, February 14:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Nature – “In the Valley of the Wolves.” This episode takes place in Yellowstone National Park. Now, if you set an episode in Yellowstone National park, don't you make it about Yogi and Boo-boo not a bunch of wolves? The wolves may be really important, but they don't do the whole picnic basket thing.
9:00 – 10:30PM
Masterpiece Classic – "Northanger Abbey." Do you remember 2008? I know that it was a long time ago, but back then PBS did this thing they called "The Complete Jane Austen." This was originally aired then. We imagine though, being based on a far older novel, that it has aged well.
10:30 – 11:00PM
Yellowstone: Land to Life. Forget the land, it's all about the pic-i-nic baskets (provided that darn Ranger doesn't stop Yogi and Boo Boo from getting them). Actually, I shouldn't jest, this special was filmed over the course of two years and covers every season (perhaps twice) in the park.
Monday, February 15:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Antiques Roadshow - "Madison (Hour One)." Madison, Wisconsin. Is there a more picturesque city than Madison, Wisconsin? Seriously, we've never been there before, but we've heard things. Are they true? Is the city filled old, but potential beautiful and expensive things? Will they tell us tonight?
9:00 – 11:30PM
The Kennedys: American Experience. I actually think that the story of the Kennedys is terribly un-American. Very few of us can possibly hope to achieve some of the wonderful moments that the Kennedys have experienced. And, very few of us will have to experience tragedies as great as theirs either. Still, the story is a fascinating one.
Tuesday, February 16:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Nova - “Extreme Ice.” Stop, collaborate, and listen. Ice is certainly back, and this is certainly a brand new edition (except that it's apparently a repeat). No longer is ice vanilla though, now ice is chocolate (chocolate being more extreme than vanilla). Just watch this photojournalist and team of scientists show you what we mean.
9:00 – 10:00PM
Frontline - "The Warning." There are lots of different warnings out there. There are warnings about heat waves, cold snaps, hurricanes, bad movies. Was there however a warning about the economic meltdown? Was there something we missed? Did Roger Ebert know about it before the rest of us?
10:00 – 11:30PM
Independent Lens – "Mine/Home." You may be tempted to believe that this is all about a bunch of dwarves who live in a mine. It isn't. Now, while you may be shocked by that, please try and pay attention when I tell you that these are actually both Katrina-related stories. There are two different stories, but they're related… and without dwarves.
Wednesday, February 17:
8:00 – 9:00PM
Faces of America with Henry Louis Gates, Jr. – "Becoming American." The series is going to be using DNA testing and genealogical research to help tell the stories of 12 famous Americans. Gates and company are going to be doing that over the course of four episodes and will delve into the history of people like Stephen Colbert and his Irish great-great-grandfather.
9:00 – 11:00PM
The National Parks: America's Best Idea – “Going Home (1920-1933).” In part four of this massive Ken Burns documentary we get to hear all about how Margaret and Edward Gehrke went traveling from park to park to park, "collecting" them. And, we'll also learn about John D. Rockefeller Jr. quietly buying land in the Teton Mountain Range in order to stop folks from destroying it. His plan, as his family already had a fortune, was to donate it to the government.