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The celebrity of Paris Hilton is hard to explain and/or justify – or is it? Isn't the ability to become known for being known among the rarest of talents? We are following the American princess/strumpet heiress:

Paris Hilton Speaks: TMZ "Mean and Sadistic," Lindsay Lohan "Pathetic"
Paris Hilton, promoting her catchy new single "Stars Are Blind," is also on a whirlwind tour of emotions, creating one of the more challenging weeks in the long and illustrious career of her publicist, Elliot Mintz. Paris is once again…
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on July 20, 2006 02:00 PM

BCRadio – June 5, 2006
Springsteen, Bonamassa, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Nick Lachey, Scott Sauerbeck, XBox Live Arcade, and more on BCRadio.
Posted to Culture by DJRadiohead on June 6, 2006 10:06 AM

Paris Hilton to Release Reggae/Hip Hop Album
We must repent, for the day of judgment is upon us.
Posted to Music by Pete Blackwell on May 31, 2006 10:51 AM

Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs
Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25 — quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth — is attempting to silence her critics. How, you might ask? Cutting a record of…
Posted to Music by Dawn Olsen on May 26, 2006 10:03 PM

Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan Tiff: "Firecrotch" Not Nearly As Funny In Rewind
Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim. How? Paris's adventures began over Mother's Day weekend. In true wealth-wasted-on-the-wealthy style, Paris spent thousands of…
Posted to Culture by Dawn Olsen on May 18, 2006 03:36 PM

E3 2006: Paris Hilton Embarrasses At E3
Paris Hilton got the name of her own forthcoming mobile game wrong at the E3 Expo.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on May 14, 2006 12:33 AM

Gameloft Making Paris Hilton Mobile Games
A new series of mobile games featuring the likeness of Paris Hilton will debut sometime this summer.
Posted to Gaming by Igniq on April 20, 2006 09:56 PM

Paris Hilton On Short-List To Play Mother Teresa Role
Would Paris Hilton's XXX film featuring her romp with Rick Salomon corrupt the image of Mother Theresa?
Posted to Video by Mr. Real Estate on April 4, 2006 01:16 PM

Nicky Hilton Launches Clothing Line
Nicky Hilton, sister of Paris Hilton, launched her new clothing line while in Las Vegas recently.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on February 25, 2006 05:56 PM

Paris Hilton Sued By Diamond Heiress Zeta Graft, Business Promoter Brian Quintana
Paris Hilton is under fire from Zeta Graft, diamond-heiress, for comments appearing in the New York Post.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on January 5, 2006 10:06 AM

Paris Hilton Pervades, Pooch People Pooh-pooh Her, "Come Back Nicole, All Is Forgiven"
Lanky party celebutant, reality TV and inadvertent porn star, "actress," "singer," fashionista, American princess, knucklehead: the Lycos 50 2005 report and AOL Search 2005 most-popular search lists reveal that Paris Hilton, in the number 1 search spot, still…
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on December 14, 2005 03:17 PM

Paris and Nicole's Simple Life Moves to E!
Where do America's favorite celebutants go when their messy complications become too much even for the Fox Network? They go to E!, of course. While Fox tends to specialize in the sensational and tawdry, many of its shows have been known…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on November 30, 2005 12:35 PM

Paris Hilton, American Princess
Paris Hilton recently announced that, "I'm the closest thing to American royalty…" At first, I was annoyed. Then, I was sickened. Then, I decided that she was right. Royalty has often been held to personify the zeitgeist of a time…
Posted to Culture by Michael D. Bryan on October 3, 2005 04:49 AM

Paris Hilton Calls Off Engagement
Four months after the proposal to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, Paris Hilton calls off her engagement. According to her aunt Kyle Richards (as quoted in this article by People Magazine), Paris acknowledges her youth and wants to make…
Posted to Culture by Erin McMaster on October 2, 2005 01:37 AM

Teen People Asks – "What Hollywood Celebs Are Set To Wed?"
Crazy times in the world of the Hollywood teen idol types, crazy bed-hopping, ring-giving, ring-flinging times. Movie stars, pop sensations, reality TV alumni, all of them swapping husbands and wives and mortgages like there's no tomorrow, maybe on account of…
Posted to Video by Duke De Mondo on September 28, 2005 06:49 PM

Review: Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy
Ariel Levy's book Female Chauvinist Pigs: Women and the Rise of Raunch Culture takes on pop culture's objectification of women, and the new breed of Paris Hilton wannabes who willingly go along, exploiting their own bodies and degrading their sexuality. The…
Posted to Books by John Zorabedian on September 21, 2005 01:29 AM

Hilton Hacking Techno Teen Sentenced
No, it wasn't Nicole Richie who hacked Paris Hilton's Sidekick — the snooty phone-organizer-camera device that stores videos, photos and other data on T-Mobile's central computer servers — and posted her revealing photos and celebrity phone numbers on the Internet. The…
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on September 14, 2005 12:09 PM

Paris and Nicole Back for Simple Life 4
Neither feuds, nor tudes, ludes, dudes, or prudes will keep Paris Hilton, 24, AND Nicole Richie, 23, from The Simple Life. Both have been signed to a fourth season of their fish-out-of-water reality show wherein the pampered progenies encounter…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on July 29, 2005 05:55 PM

I Want to Be a Hilton
They "Want to be a Hilton." Why? And is Kathy Hilton the right person to be teaching lessons on proper social behavior?
Posted to Video by Patfish on June 23, 2005 02:14 AM

Paris Hilton and Her Spicy Thickburger Go East
Next up for Paris Hilton: a handoff from Carl's Jr. to its corporate sibling Hardee's, as her infamous, lubricious swimsuit-Bentley-running hose-burger orgy TV commercial goes east to launch the new Spicy BBQ Thickburger, topped with…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on June 15, 2005 08:42 PM

The Paris Hilton Factor
A mathmatical computation of the prospects of universal celebrity.
Posted to Culture by Gregg Guetschow on June 11, 2005 02:43 PM

Paris Hilton and Her Mother Go Gay (Pride Parade)
Paris Hilton and her mother Kathy will be grand marshalls of the Los Angeles Gay, Lesbian, Bi-Sexual & Transgender Pride Parade, expected to draw tens-of-thousands of celebrants this Sunday in West Hollywood. This is the 35th anniversary of the parade,…
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on June 10, 2005 02:51 PM

"I Love Paris" (Hilton) – Song From Ad to Be Released
Fresh on the heels of Carl’s Jr.’s latest TV ad campaign featuring a soaped-up, hamburger-loving Paris Hilton (ad here), HUM Recordings today announced plans to release a full-length version of the song…
Posted to Music by Eric Olsen on June 8, 2005 03:40 PM

A quick note to the PTC, Re Paris Hilton hamburger ad
Once again as I said before, "When I started writing this column, it wasn’t to be an anti "Parents Television Council" forum". CHILD OF TELEVISION: My message to "The Parents Television Council". CHILD OF TELEVISION: Another message to "The Parents…
Posted to Culture by Tony Figueroa on June 3, 2005 01:12 PM

Lustful Sex is Good
Have you heard about the new Carl's Jr. commercial with Paris Hilton? This commercial is hot, it sizzles, it is provactive and sexy. In fact, it was so popular that it crashed Carl's Jr. server right after it came…
Posted to Culture by Stacy L Harp on May 24, 2005 04:27 PM

Photo Reveals "Real" Reason Nicole Richie Fired From The Simple Life?
While Paris Hilton has been burning for weeks over her falling out with former The Simple Life co-star Nicole Richie, the hotel heiress famous for being famous still refuses to say what prompted the feud. In April, Hilton…
Posted to Culture by copygodd on May 24, 2005 01:43 AM

Keep Paris Hilton on TV … no, seriously
If she can unite the nation to hate her, then we can agree on something for once.
Posted to Culture by Matthew T. Sussman on May 20, 2005 08:56 PM

Paris Hilton Spicy AND Hot in New TV Commercial
Paris Hilton wriggles in a one-piece black Shay Todd swimsuit with a Carl's Jr. Spicy BBQ Six Dollar Burger in her hot little hand while washing a Bentley in a shot from a new 30-second TV spot debuting…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on May 18, 2005 05:31 PM

Paris Hilton Porn To Be Released In iMax Theaters
When you need another fake news source, PoopyCaca.com is there. "I'm ready for my eight-story tall close up." Written by Joe Wilson LOS ANGELES, Calif. (PoopyCaca.com) – Based on the box office success of "House of Wax," which…
Posted to Video by PoopyCaca on May 8, 2005 08:24 PM

Film Review: House of Wax on, wax off, Paris Hilton-son
Enough of Paris Hilton already. Somebody feed this girl! Find out how much flesh for fantasy you can expect from this modern horror flick.
Posted to Video by TDavid on May 8, 2005 11:54 AM

Movie Review: House of Wax (2005)
I had very low expectations heading into this. How could I not? Paris Hilton is in it, as if she needs to be overexposed any further. But, on the flip side, it does have Elisha Cuthbert, and that is a…
Posted to Video by Chris Beaumont on May 7, 2005 10:53 AM (Relevance: 7)

House of Wax
I admit, the only reason I saw this movie tonight is that the theater was showing Paris Hilton's sex tape instead of previews. That and I find Chad Michael Murray to be incredibly sexy. And lucky for me there is…
Posted to Video by Erin McMaster on May 7, 2005 02:43 AM

Paris Hilton Bashes Blogs!
In a recent interview…
Posted to Culture by RJ on May 6, 2005 02:56 PM

Paris Hilton Screwed?
Paris Hilton is still screwing around.
Posted to Music by Erin McMaster on May 5, 2005 07:43 PM

Nicole Richie Admits To Hacking Paris Hilton’s Phone
When you need another fake news source, PoopyCaca.com is there. Nicole Richie’s fifteen minutes is officially over. Written by Joe Wilson NEW YORK, NY (PoopyCaca.com) – After Paris Hilton told USA Today that she and Nicole Richie are…
Posted to Culture by PoopyCaca on April 27, 2005 03:34 PM

The Simpleton Life: Paris Hilton Sheds Some Dead Weight
Yes, Paris Hilton has severed ties with her junkie pop-star-spawn friend, Nicole Richie.
Posted to Video by Pete Blackwell on April 21, 2005 02:22 PM

Paris and Nicole: Hot Not
I have been somewhat surprised by, and even admired, the way Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have maintained their rather sweet girlish friendship that is at the heart of their The Simple Life series. But, alas, all good things…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on April 21, 2005 11:57 AM

House of Wax – Perfidious Paraffin, May 6!
(click for Paris Hilton podcast, trailers, contest, screenings, blah blah) What begins as a weekend getaway for six friends becomes a terrifying fight for their lives in HOUSE OF WAX, a re-imagining of the 1953 horror classic from Dark…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on April 15, 2005 11:15 AM

Paris Hilton Annoyed No One Has Asked Her What She Thinks
Written by Joe Wilson LOS ANGELES, Calif. (PoopyCaca.com) – Hotel heiress, reality show star and "independent film actress," Paris Hilton is "just really, really annoyed" that no media outlet contacted her for comment about Terri Schiavo or Pope John Paul II….
Posted to Culture by PoopyCaca on April 2, 2005 03:00 PM

Celebrity Hacking
Paris Hilton's phone – a T-Mobile Sidekick – was reported hacked, per Drudge The DRUDGE REPORT has confirmed the authenticity of many of the unlisted and super-secret numbers: Private phone numbers and email addresses of Eminem, Lindsay Lohan, Christina…
Posted to Culture by Aaman Lamba on February 21, 2005 10:28 AM

Paris Hilton Buys Hollywood Hills Home
She fell in love with this luxury home priced just under $3 million, says Uncle Maricio.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on January 7, 2005 08:30 AM

Dumpster Bust Media Shakedown: Paris Hilton Banned from Lowdown
Stop the presses. Paris Hilton, she of richer-than-you-or-I-will-ever-be-heritage and naughty naughty sex videos and exploitive and insipid reality television has finally been brought to justice. Well, maybe not. But she has been banned by Lloyd Grove’s Lowdown column in New York…
Posted to Culture by Eric Berlin on December 23, 2004 06:53 PM

CONFESSIONS OF AN HEIRESS
Paris Hilton has a new book out. When did she find the time to write…
Posted to Books by copygodd on September 21, 2004 02:01 PM

"Video, what video?"
Nobody's fool, that Nick: Paris Hilton could not keep the news of her porn video from beau Nick Carter forever. He had long wondered why everyone pointed and snickered but didn't want to be, you know, paranoid. Alas, he is…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on July 26, 2004 12:04 PM

Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie Grace Real Estate, Nudists With Bare Asses
Simple Life stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie grace another piece of Florida real estate with their presence, baring their naked asses for the world to see.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on June 24, 2004 09:59 AM

Idiot Horse Bucks Pop Princess Paris Hilton Off Onto Ground
Paris Hilton says she's "lucky" after a horse bucks her off onto the ground. I say the horse needs to learn how to treat a lady, or a princess in this case.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on March 20, 2004 03:40 PM

Famous Young Blondes Injured
Paris Hilton was rejected by a horse and Britney Spears danced into herself – is there a plot against famous young blondes? Paris pummeled: Paris Hilton was hospitalized Friday after a horse she was riding threw…
Posted to Culture by Eric Olsen on March 20, 2004 03:15 PM

Paris Hilton Spotted Living The Simple Life in Weeki Wachi Springs
Both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie were spotted decorating mermaid statues in a place that's not too far from Tampa, Fla.
Posted to Culture by Mr. Real Estate on March 19, 2004 09:20 AM

More Than a One-Night Stand For Hilton
It would appear that night vision sex tapes and intense vacuity are no roadblock to stardom, at least if you're Paris Hilton: Star magazine broke the report that the blonde is about to step into…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on March 13, 2004 01:57 PM

Hey! Where Are My Panties?
It seems that America's fave celebri-sluts are back once again in a brand new TV show this fall on the F*X Network. We get to follow Ms.Paris Hilton and her friend Nicole Richie as they travel the world over. They…
Posted to Video by HW Saxton on February 27, 2004 08:08 AM

My favorite Christmas card of 2003
Alas, I didn't receive it. It's from the Hilton family – Paris, sister Nicky, their two little brothers, and mom and dad. It's the second one down from the top, on the left. Gotta love it. …
Posted to Culture by bookofjoe on January 1, 2004 02:28 PM

The Simple Life turns sour
The "fun" of Fox's The Simple Life, where we get to watch two spoiled rich girls attempt to deal with life on the farm, is beginning to wear off. It's one thing to take joy in watching them blow…
Posted to Video by Tom Johnson on December 19, 2003 11:25 AM

Hilton to star in second show
Oh, to be vapid, rich and loose.
Posted to Culture by Mac Diva on December 15, 2003 03:08 PM

Silly Slattern Silent
Paris Hilton attended the premiere party Tuesday for her new "reality" show, The Simple Life, but did not speak to the press, because they're mean and stuff and think she is a stupid slut, which just isn't, you…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on December 4, 2003 11:52 AM

The Idiotic Life
I don't want to be accused of making generalizations, but the few minutes I stumbled across last night of The Simple Life – the Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie socialite-out-of-water "reality series" – did nothing to change my impression that…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on December 3, 2003 10:41 AM

Hilton Sex Tape
Okay, celebutants! And I know you are reading blogcritics. This is your chance to get on the intenet sex-o-licious porn train with me. I got a futon, I got a digital cam, I got all sorts of mad internet…
Posted to Culture by Jim Carruthers on November 29, 2003 06:33 PM

"It's Good To Be A Vapid Greedmonger"
I watched the It's Good To Be ______ (fill in the blank rich person)show that E!/VH1 stole from Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous and this one was on the Hilton Sisters . In my entire life…
Posted to Video by Dawn Olsen on November 25, 2003 05:00 PM

Finding My Inner Paris Hilton
By now most everybody knows that Paris Hilton, heiress, socialite and — well, not much else — is the web's latest amateur video star. I take as a given that Ms. Hilton's recent escapade, as noted at Fleshbot (not…
Posted to Culture by N.Z. Bear on November 16, 2003 04:39 PM

Sex Suits
What's that little hosemonster doing to the poor dolphin? But anyway, if they had worn the suits instead of filing them, none of this would have happened: Paris Hilton's ex-boyfriend is suing an Internet porn company for…
Posted to Video by Eric Olsen on November 15, 2003 10:36 PM

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  • http://www.bhwblog.com bhw

    That title is disgusting.

  • Nancy

    I dunno…I thought it was kind of spot-on, considering the subject matter.

  • Nancy

    And I still wish I looked that good in a bathing suit….

  • Eric Olsen

    I am sad you don’t like my title, bhw (sniff)

  • http://notesfromthehinterlands.blogspot.com Gregg Guetschow

    Titles Eric Olsen probably rejected:

    Paris Hilton Exposed
    Paris Hilton Explored
    Paris Hilton Examined
    Paris Hilton Uncovered
    Paris Hilton Revealed

  • http://paperfrigate.blogspot.com DrPat

    “Covering Paris Hilton” would never get half the comments that “Paris Hilton Probed” has…

  • http://victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    It’s a sentence fragment. Whom did she probe?

    (If we really wanted to get disgusting, we could ask “What did she probe?”)

    But go there, we really should not.

  • jarboy

    or by whom was she probed? better yet, by whom wasn’t she probed?

  • http://victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    “By whom was she probed?” is in the passive voice, and (I think perhaps everyone can agree on this) if Paris Hilton deserves anything at all, she deserves the active voice.

    Thus we should ask instead, “Who probed Paris Hilton?”

    Then the follow-up question, brilliantly suggested by Jarboy, would translate to “Who hasn’t?”

    And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: “I haven’t!”

  • jarboy

    victor plenty: And in the grand tradition of Monty Python, in the ensuing silence, someone far back at the fringes of the crowd would speak up: “I haven’t!”

    that would be tom cruise.

  • http://www.roblogpolitics.blogspot.com RJ

    I give props to anybody who calls her a “strumpet”… :-P

  • http://http//victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    That would be an insult to strumpets, RJ. Most women in that profession turn to it for survival, having few other options in life.

    Whatever else we might say of Paris Hilton, she is definitely not from an economically underprivileged background.

  • Eric Olsen

    thanks RJ, you’ve got me there VP – I didn’t mean to imply a “working girl,” more just a casual slut

  • SFC SKI

    All these articles, and not one of them explains why I should give damn about Paris Hilton.

  • Eric Olsen

    that’s exactly why

  • http://adamash.blogspot.com adam

    You should give a damn about Paris Hilton because millions of Americans CARE what a rich, spoiled, wild, pretty, flauntingly self-indulgent American girl does. She’s us, that’s who she is. She’s what we ALL dream of being, and that’s why you should give a damn about her. Why, don’t you give a damn for the American Dream? Paris Hilton is the American Dream in all its bonkable, bonking glory. Put that in your anti-American pipe and smoke it.

  • Eric Olsen

    you’re hilarious Adam

  • Marcia L. Neil

    I believe that hot-oil fast-food restaurant reform is in the offing — just a hunch and not only my hunch either. beadtot@aol.com

  • Stalemate

    It’s unfortunate that people do give a damn about her, which is the problem. But I don’t think that many people want to be her–at least the ones that aren’t f*cked in the head. Sure, everyone wants to be rich and have the good life, but lazy, wild and spoiled? Those don’t sound like ideal qualities.

    By the way, another quality she has that people don’t don’t about is racist. She referred to two black men as niggers after they asked her to see some fashion line of theirs or something. You can read about it on the web, but she did call them niggers.

  • Monica

    Real Americans do not give a DAM about a NO TALENT, SPOILED, SKINNY-ASS, POMPOUS person like Paris Hilton. I have never heard anyone say, that they wish to be Paris Hilton? Adam… you are clueless…are doing drugs…
    Simple Life is a stupid TV show, with talent-less characters. What is Paris Hilton claim to fame? Would anybody have noticed her, if she wasn’t one of the Hilton Heirs? She does not have a unique beauty about her , such as a Catherine Zeta Jones, Julia Roberts, or Hallie Berry.
    Parading around a Vehicle , supposely advertising for a Fast Food restaurant certianly speaks volumes….
    Paris Hilton is not even strikingly beautiful,I can go to any beach and point out young women who pretty much have the same look as Paris Hilton. she has NO ASS AT ALL, Flat chested…but walking around in a bathing suit….PLEASE…
    Paris has made racial comments in the past, and like others denied it …but best believe .. if you open a HIP-HOP magazine..you will fine Paris Hilton Bulimic Ass sucking face with the very same black men, she calls Nigger…
    I see her getting the BOTOX shots, Breast & Ass implants…in her future.

  • Eric Olsen

    you mean like the Hoover Dam or a smaller one? Perhaps a beaver’s dam

  • http://www.beavisandbutthead.com Butthead

    He said beaver. Uh-huhuhhuhhuhuhhuh. Beaver.

  • http://www.beavisandbutthead.com Beavis

    Yeah! Beaver! yeah. Beaver.

  • reggie

    There’s a blog for Paris Hilton?
    *Goes to throw up*
    *Returns*

    There’s a blog for Pari….?!?!?
    *goes to throw up again*

    There’s a ….?!?!?!
    OMFG!!!!
    I have no idea why i dislike such a beautiful person….no wait, yes i do–THE FACT THAT ALL SHE HAS IS MONEY, STUNNING GOOD LOOKS AND SAYS “THAT’S HOT”…and people worship her for it!!

    *throws up*

  • $ara

    Omg, ok lets get this clear: Paris Hilton’s ONLY reason of fame is..MONEY.. duh! I mean, otherwise, she’s not even smart or anythin. Just coz she has money, she can be an actress/singer/model WHAT SHE WANTS!! It’s kinda hilarous..

    Yer, maybe she’s cool, but she didn’t have to do ANYTHING to get there! She didn’t build those hotels, her FAMILY did.. :-S

    *over and out*

    Sara from Denmark.

  • zizi

    she doesn’t even have boobs..

  • http://zomboscloset.blogspot.com Iloz Zoc

    Curiously, I have an urgent need to wash my eyes with Visine, and pray that she never ever does another horror movie.

  • http://www.columbusmovieguy.com Neil Miller

    I agree with the three comments above mine…

    It all translates back to the fact that Paris is poluting the American pop culture landscape. I can’t help but find that attractive in a twisted way… But she should stay away from movies, though. I mean, did you see House of Wax… **shivers**

  • http://ThatKid Harpreet

    Fuck Paris Hilton, the n word is very dis-respectful. if i honestly seen her id punch her in the face… hah

  • http://www.meatspin.com Recent

    I thought the “N-word” only signafies black people. Times have changed, now it demeans black people and most people use the N-word in a pejorative way and also rude towards blacks. We all know that it’s racist, but Paris Hilton probably didn’t have time to think and used the N-word instead of using “DUMBASS, RETARD, BITCH” she just used her bad habit. Plus, if you were some kid under 17, you wouldn’t understand the concepts and go berserk like this: “Fuck Paris Hilton, the n word is very dis-respectful. if i honestly seen her id punch her in the face… hah” -That is called being a 10 year old.