Monday , August 2 2021

Um, Billy Joel Marries 23 Year-Old

My daughter is 20 – if three years from now some 55 year-old, car-crashing, perpetual-rehabbing, sclerotic lech looks at her this way, I’ll blind the fucker.

The grim tidings:

    Billy Joel and his new bride, Katie Lee, got into a married state of mind over the weekend.

    The Piano Man, 55, swapped vows with Lee, 23, at his Long Island estate Saturday with throngs of friends and family—including Joel’s ex-wife, Christie Brinkley—looking on.

    It’s the third time down the aisle for Joel and the first for Lee, a recent college grad and restaurant correspondent for the PBS show, George Hirsch: Living it Up!

    The duo got engaged this past winter while on vacation on the Caribbean island of St. Bart’s, where Joel gifted his fiancé with a five-carat sparkler. They first began dating in spring 2003. [E! online]

Ick, ick, ick – perhaps I am overly sensitive, being father of said daughter and all, but it’s crap in both directions. I don’t care who you are, what you have, what astral plane you connect on – 15 years perhaps, even 20 years under the right circumstances, but 32 years difference is absurd. And the Piano Man is not a particularly well preserved 55, either, dude is no Jack LaLanne.

More on the nightmare here.

I’ll bet there’s quite an interesting pre-nup – she won’t get the house.

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About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: [email protected], Facebook.com/amhaunted, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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