Friday , July 12 2024

Those Playful Jacksons!

um, satire:

In a jaunty recreation of an Olsen twins film plot, LaToya Jackson showed up as the defendant at Michael Jackson’s trial yesterday, injecting a little levity into the fourth day of Janet Arviso’s stream-of-consciousness testimony and lead defense attorney Thomas Mesereau Jr’s incessant witness badgering.

Judge Rodney Melville, who was in on the ruse, guffawed explosively when Arviso pointed at “Michael” and reproached, “He really didn’t care about children. He just cared about what he was DOING with the children.”

In another speech to the jury, she said, “He managed to fool the world. Now, because of this criminal case people know who he really is,” to uproarious laughter from the entire courtroom.

The joke’s on you Janet!

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted,, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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