A meandering sharksploitation movie that doesn't even benefit from the sight of Halle Berry's bare breasts.
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Blu-ray Review: A Hollis Frampton Odyssey
Why couldn't this have been a Peter Frampton odyssey instead?
Read More »Slash-and-Earn: Six Really Cheapo Horror Movies
Films like these are a dime a dozen. Hence, I guess they make a profit!
Read More »DVD Review: Camel Spiders
An absolutely, completely, and utterly awful mess. Enjoy.
Read More »Blu-ray Review: Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close
Well, it certainly lives up to its name!
Read More »Blu-ray Review: The Lion of Judah (2011)
Why are Christian films always so hard to watch?
Read More »PlayStation 3 Review: Resident Evil – Operation Raccoon City
See the boat. See the game developers miss the boat. See the boat drift far, far away...
Read More »Blu-ray Review: Alvin and the Chipmunks – Chipwrecked
You'll be tempted to run over or poison every chipmunk in your neighborhood after this.
Read More »PlayStation 3 Review: Syndicate (2012)
A reboot wherein the developers completely neglected to make their game interesting.
Read More »Blu-ray Review: The Sitter (2011)
I actually recommend it because of how stupid it is.
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