Monday , April 15 2024
One day soon, all of this will be, well, it’ll be mine still.

Satire: The News in Pictures XXXIII

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures next Monday.

“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Who.” “Who who?” “That’s right.”
(Rick Roach/The Reporter)

“Step away from the popsicle.”

A Trashcan’t
(AP Photo/Wong Maye-E)

“I don't think we agree on what constitutes a ‘long distance phone plan’.”
(Matt Dunham/Associated Press)

You can’t get more eco-friendly than an invisible bus.
(AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh)

“See? No treat. You forgot me. Now gimme another one!”
(Noah Seelam/AFP/Getty Images)

“You’re healed, my son. Let us play.”
(Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

“Yea, I told her anything that’d get in her lungs would also get under her skin,
but whatcha gonna do? She don’t listen to me ‘bout tanning, neither.”
(Kate Mercer/Mobile Press Register)

As ichthyologists work to figure out why hundreds of fish are
dying of herpes, they think they’ve found “patient zero”.
(Marice Cohn Band/Miami Herald Staff)

“And one day, son, all of this will be, well, it’ll be mine still.”
(Korean Central News Agency via Korea News Service/AP Photo)

“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
(AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh)

Knock, knock
“Yes, ma’am. We’re from the service. We’re here to clean your teenager’s room.”

Weird. You’d never see people sunbathing next to a dirty pool.
(AP Photo/Dave Martin)

“Holy moly, Vernon. Look at the hoo-hahs on that bird.”
(AP Photo/Eric Gay)

“And when I do this, I kinda look like Mr. Bean.”
(Johannes Eisele/AFP/Getty Images)

“And exhale! Very good.”
(Alessandra Tarantino/AP)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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