Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
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“Knock, knock.” “Who’s there?” “Who.” “Who who?” “That’s right.”
(Rick Roach/The Reporter)
“Step away from the popsicle.”
(AP)
A Trashcan’t
(AP Photo/Wong Maye-E)
“I don't think we agree on what constitutes a ‘long distance phone plan’.”
(Matt Dunham/Associated Press)
You can’t get more eco-friendly than an invisible bus.
(AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh)
“See? No treat. You forgot me. Now gimme another one!”
(Noah Seelam/AFP/Getty Images)
“You’re healed, my son. Let us play.”
(Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
“Yea, I told her anything that’d get in her lungs would also get under her skin,
but whatcha gonna do? She don’t listen to me ‘bout tanning, neither.”
(Kate Mercer/Mobile Press Register)
As ichthyologists work to figure out why hundreds of fish are
dying of herpes, they think they’ve found “patient zero”.
(Marice Cohn Band/Miami Herald Staff)
“And one day, son, all of this will be, well, it’ll be mine still.”
(Korean Central News Agency via Korea News Service/AP Photo)
“Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.”
(AP Photo/Rajesh Kumar Singh)
Knock, knock
“Yes, ma’am. We’re from the service. We’re here to clean your teenager’s room.”
Weird. You’d never see people sunbathing next to a dirty pool.
(AP Photo/Dave Martin)
“Holy moly, Vernon. Look at the hoo-hahs on that bird.”
(AP Photo/Eric Gay)
“And when I do this, I kinda look like Mr. Bean.”
(Johannes Eisele/AFP/Getty Images)
“And exhale! Very good.”
(Alessandra Tarantino/AP)