Thursday , March 28 2024
Wait! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my ... Slow down!

Satire: The News in Pictures XXX

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday and Thursday.


“What’s with the sign? Do they think we can read?”
(AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye)


“Well, this is handy.”
(AFP Photo/Gianluigi Guercia)


“This is nice. It's like Kindergarten. I wonder if we get refreshements."
(AFP Photo/Fabio Muzzi)


“Hey Mallika, check it out. ‘Can you hear me now?’”
“Yes, you’re hilarious. Just keep rolling.”
(AP Photo/Pavel Rahman)


“Okay dad, I changed my mind. I don’t wanna see our house from here!”
(Adrian Dennis/AFP/Getty Images)


“Hang on. I may need one more gadget to get this just right.”
(Sebastian Willnow/AFP/Getty Images)


I look funny to you?!”
(Sebastian Willnow/AFP/Getty Images)


“Wait! My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my … Slow down!”
(Marcio Jose Sanchez/AP)


"Ooooooklahoma … !"
(Mahesh Kumar A/AP)


An unstable economy pushes workers to pursue the least expensive commutes.
(Liu Jin/AFP/Getty Images)


“Yes, that’s yummy. Got any mousse?”
(Alison Redlich/AP)


“I don’t get it. Why are you telling me to lie like a rug?”
(Nigel Treblin/AFP/Getty Images)


“That’s right. He leaves the lid up and then there’s trouble!”
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais/Associated Press)


“Come on you lazy bones! If a 13-year-old can do it, so can you!”
( Franck Fife/Reuters)


Praying on the Stock Market floor is like signing up
for swimming lessons at the bottom of the sea.
(Chris Hondros/Getty Images)


“There’s something missing in my life, but I can’t put my finger on it.”
(Fernando Salazar/The Wichita Eagle)


“I asked for a light bulb above my head. What is that – a drop of blood? Gross!”
(AP Photo/Mark Lennihan)


The sequel to Twister is suffering under special effects budget cuts.
(AP Photo/Alessandro Fucarini)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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