Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
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“Oh yes, very sophisticated, very high tech. Now what does this doohickey here do?”
“Leave me be, I’m protecting and serving. Protecting and serving!”
(AP Photo/Nasser Shiyoukhi)
“Time to go already? But I haven’t had my lap dance yet, er, I mean ‘tea’.”
(AP Photo/ RIA Novosti/Vladimir Rodionov/Presidential Press Service)
“Yes, you can eat it. It came from the ground, not … what the heck is ‘Farmville’?”
“All right you guys, who took my pie?”
“Daddy, something with a tag is tangled up in my kite. What is ‘endangered’?”
(AP Photo/The Newport Daily News/Jacqueline Marque)
“Snow body knows the trouble I feel.”
(AP Photo/Billings Gazette/Casey Riffe)
“How weird that the stock market would plunge on an episode of Glee while
we’re at work. Wait a minute. Dude, we are in so much trouble.”
(AP Photo/Henny Ray Abrams)
“So this is where you guys have been stashing the Oreos!”
It’s always a privilege to be present for the birth of a new neurosis.
(AP Photo/Oshkosh Northwestern/Jeannette Mertnen)
No really, it’s fine. I don’t need anyone to keep me from falling in, you slackers!
“I don’t know how many light bulbs it takes to … Gawd, I hate that joke!”
“This ‘Arrivals and Departures’ schedule is really confusing."
Study: Reading in the Middle of the Street is Dangerous
“Hmm, I should remember that for future reference.”
“You darn pigeons! I just cleaned that wall!”
(Alkis Konstantinidis / AP Photo)
“Can they hear you now?”
(Daniel Mihailescu/AFP/Getty Images)