Thursday , May 23 2024
Duck, duck, duck... oh look, I’m a goose!

Satire: The News in Pictures XXIX

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels. 

Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday and Thursday.

“Well technically, dear, I did clear the garage of clutter like you asked me to.”
(AP Photo)

“Was it something I barked?”
(Lucas Dawson/Getty Images)

“Weird. I coulda sworn I parked my car right here.”
(Bob Hallinen/Anchorage Daily News)

“Duck, duck, duck… oh look, I’m a goose!”
(Robert F. Bukaty/AP)

“Do I look like I wanna see a demonstration of the Vacuumizer 2000? Get outta here!”
(Amy Sancetta/AP)

“Yes, it’s great that I finally have my degree, but it would’ve been a much bigger deal for me had I graduated in 1938 like I was supposed to—when women were discouraged from college and I was older than my right to vote!” 

(Tony Avelar/AP)

“OMG, my parents are kissing right here next to me in front of all these people and there’s nothing I can do to stop it! Hold it together girl, don’t throw up! LOL!”

(Reuters Pictures)

“No, I can’t take you to your daughter’s recital. This is a bus, not a limousine!”
(AP Photo)

“Look, it’s dead. She killed it for you, you big baby!”
(Reuters Pictures)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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