Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Look for a new installment of The News In Pictures every Monday and Thursday.
“Well technically, dear, I did clear the garage of clutter like you asked me to.”
“Was it something I barked?”
(Lucas Dawson/Getty Images)
“Weird. I coulda sworn I parked my car right here.”
(Bob Hallinen/Anchorage Daily News)
“Duck, duck, duck… oh look, I’m a goose!”
(Robert F. Bukaty/AP)
“Do I look like I wanna see a demonstration of the Vacuumizer 2000? Get outta here!”
“Yes, it’s great that I finally have my degree, but it would’ve been a much bigger deal for me had I graduated in 1938 like I was supposed to—when women were discouraged from college and I was older than my right to vote!”
“OMG, my parents are kissing right here next to me in front of all these people and there’s nothing I can do to stop it! Hold it together girl, don’t throw up! LOL!”
“No, I can’t take you to your daughter’s recital. This is a bus, not a limousine!”
“Look, it’s dead. She killed it for you, you big baby!”