Thursday , March 28 2024
There are two things I don’t like about him: his face.

Satire: The News in Pictures XXIII

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.


If you must be the butt of the joke, do it internationally.
(Reuters/Jonathan Ernst)


"Are you certain?"
"Yes, I’m sure. I rock the Casbah."
(Menahem Kahana/AFP/Getty Images)


"We have spoke-en!"
(AP)


Oh deer.
(Michael Chow/The Arizona Republic)


"Yea, great. Except that I said, 'Spider-Man', not Tiger man."
(Laurie Govoni Enos)


There are two things I don’t like about him: his face.
(AP Photo/Juan Karita)


Peek-a-Balloon!
(Marc Vasconcellos/The Enterprise)


"Let’s hope this rain doesn’t last long."
"Rain, schmain! Let’s hope this bird had a light lunch!"
(Reuters/Eduardo Munoz)


"I told you that was the straw, but would you listen to me? Noooooo!"
(AP Photo/Channi Anand)


His mother is so proud.
(Michael Cavazos/News-Journal Photo)


If only there’d been condoms for dicks this big.
(Getty Images)


Oh, this oughta be good!
(Getty Images)


Your "clear" could use a little work.
(AP Photo)


"These microphones seem a tad redundant."
(Toshifumi Kitamura/Pool/AP Photo)


"I’d like 60 grams of sugar, 12 grams of partially hydrogenated oil, a few dollops of high fructose corn syrup and, say, do you have any saturated fat with colored sprinkles?"
(AP Photo/Mikhail Metzel)


"Oh yea, I’ll bet this thing is a real babe magnet!" Beep Beep!
(Matt Rourke/AP Photo)


"Aw dad, I know it’s almost May, but we’re not stranded in an airport, covered in ash, stuck in the rubble of an earthquake or buried under a landslide, so maybe this isn’t so bad, you know?"
(AP Photo/Toby Talbot)


Pretty (Disturbing) in Pink
(Chris Jackson/WPA/Getty Images))


“And then she said I wasn’t good husband material
because I’m too ‘crabby’. Can you believe that?”
(Mike Rice/AP)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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