Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
If you must be the butt of the joke, do it internationally.
"Are you certain?"
"Yes, I’m sure. I rock the Casbah."
(Menahem Kahana/AFP/Getty Images)
"We have spoke-en!"
(Michael Chow/The Arizona Republic)
"Yea, great. Except that I said, 'Spider-Man', not Tiger man."
(Laurie Govoni Enos)
There are two things I don’t like about him: his face.
(AP Photo/Juan Karita)
(Marc Vasconcellos/The Enterprise)
"Let’s hope this rain doesn’t last long."
"Rain, schmain! Let’s hope this bird had a light lunch!"
"I told you that was the straw, but would you listen to me? Noooooo!"
(AP Photo/Channi Anand)
His mother is so proud.
(Michael Cavazos/News-Journal Photo)
If only there’d been condoms for dicks this big.
Oh, this oughta be good!
Your "clear" could use a little work.
"These microphones seem a tad redundant."
(Toshifumi Kitamura/Pool/AP Photo)
"I’d like 60 grams of sugar, 12 grams of partially hydrogenated oil, a few dollops of high fructose corn syrup and, say, do you have any saturated fat with colored sprinkles?"
(AP Photo/Mikhail Metzel)
"Oh yea, I’ll bet this thing is a real babe magnet!" Beep Beep!
(Matt Rourke/AP Photo)
"Aw dad, I know it’s almost May, but we’re not stranded in an airport, covered in ash, stuck in the rubble of an earthquake or buried under a landslide, so maybe this isn’t so bad, you know?"
(AP Photo/Toby Talbot)
Pretty (Disturbing) in Pink
(Chris Jackson/WPA/Getty Images))
“And then she said I wasn’t good husband material
because I’m too ‘crabby’. Can you believe that?”