Thursday , February 29 2024
Looks like the index took a nosedive.

Satire: The News in Pictures XVIII

Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.

Okay dear, now just a little to the left. Left, I said!
Darn it, woman. Your left or mine?
(Cape Cod Times/Merrily Lunsford)

Did somebody lose a wallet?
(AP Photo/Houston Chronicle/Nick de la Torre)

Take that, you stupid roach.
(Jeanna Duerscherl/The Roanoke Times)

It’s floating away because you made a house that’s light. I said,
“Make a lighthouse.” You’re fired.
(John Sladewski)

I have a whale of a bone to pick with you.
(Andy Clark/Reuters)

So far, so good. Neither of them have noticed
my dry cleaner shrunk yet another one of my blue suits.
(Petr Josek/Reuters)

“Let’s go fishing at high tide,” you said. “It’ll be great!” Yea, this is just super.
Okay I get it. I’m sorry, but you’re not the one pushing
the guy who just had to have two Grand Slams for breakfast.

Hey, I had a coupon!
(Emilio Morenatti/AP)

Woe is me!
(Getty Images)

Here I am again, cork high and bottle deep.
(Luca Bruno/AP)

Aarrgghh! I thought you said this pen was vacant!

I appreciate you sharing your lunch with me (burp),
but next time your wife makes it, I'm gonna have to pass.
(J. Scott Applewhite/AP)

I’m not sure I like these pictures. They’re so negative.
(Nicole Goodhue Boyd)

Which one of you scoundrels hit me with an orange paintball?
I'll peck your eyes out, you hooligans!
(Getty Images)

Oh stop, that tickles! Ha ha! Quick, do my back!
(Getty Images)

Looks like the index took a nosedive.
(AP Photo)

C’mon, I’ll race you. Here we go! Oh no, rock in the hoof. Rock in the hoof!
(Jim Schulz/Brookfield Zoo)

About Diana Hartman

Diana is a USMC (ret.) spouse, mother of three and a Wichita, Kansas native. She is back in the United States after 10 years in Germany. She is a contributing author to Holiday Writes. She hates liver & motivational speakers. She loves science & naps.

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