Satire: The News in Pictures XIV

Hollywood finally came up with a population of alien creatures
that doesn’t resemble human beings.
(David Zalubowski/AP Photo)

Oh, wait, what the…which legs are mine?
(Giampiero Sposito/Reuters)

Just look at all those bees’ knees.
(Marcio Jose Sanchez/AP Photo)

This is my best side, don’t you think?
(Jeff J. Mitchell, Getty Images)

No Hats or Curlers Allowed
(Reuters/Stringer)

Google isn’t the only backward thing in China.
(AFP/File/Li Xin)

She is so tall she can look out over the vast numbers
of people who don’t know she exists.
(AP Photo/RIA Novosti, Mikhail Klimentyev, Presidential Press Service)

Hey, who let in the lounge singer?
(Johnny Hanson/Chronicle)

I was fine with the metallic contact lenses,
but now you’ve got to move that magnet away from my face!
(AP)

One more of us and we’ll be able to reach the edge of the tank. Freedom!
(EPA)

Does anyone else see a beluga whale with an Air Force tattoo?
(Getty Images)

I feel pail.
(David Albers/AP)

This outfit looks good accordion whom?
(AP)

I think your patient has bigger problems than cavities.
(Junji Kurokawa/AP)

Lemur alone!
(AP Photo/Wong Maye-E))

See? Look how high I can reach!
Oh yes, very impressive!
(AP Photo/Michael Probst)