Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!" Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
Orange you glad my balloon is so original?
Men Who Stare at Goats, The Sequel: Men Who Sniff at Goats
You may ask yourself, “What the hell?” but I can hang my entire wardrobe
on the line in less than 15 minutes – including handkerchiefs!
(AP Photo/Kin Cheung)
My parents can’t afford to send me to college,
but look at all the cool toys they bought me!
(Guinness World Records, Paul Michael Hughes)
Life Time Fitness broke the Guinness World Record for the most
mind-numbing thing you can do to get into the record book.
Hey, is that a quarter?
Oh sweet, we're not eating MRE’s again today.
Which one of them animals do you want to be roasting tonight?
(AP Photo/Dusan Vranic)
I’m tellin’ you. A pair of nose hair clippers would not be a waste of your time!
(South Bend Tribune, Marcus Marter/AP)
You heard it here first:
Remake of The Illustrated Man to star Jesse James' girlfriend.
All in all, I have many egrets. The sun still shines, the sun still sets.
(AP Photo/Anupam Nath)
Good thing there aren’t any breastfeeding moms here.
That would be gross.
(AP Photo/Aijaz Rahi)
Am I the only one who’s noticed there’s no way outta this thing?
One architect’s dream is another window washer’s nightmare.
Is this considered a same-Sexretariat activity?