Welcome to "O Caption! My Caption!", Blogcritics' examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and timesaving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
No, no. It’s not a pit group, and the silver doohickeys aren’t buttons to control your TV. You fill this with water. Again, no – not in your living room.
Ha ha, he’s kidding. Please, I beg you, don’t pull his finger.
Mobile art is getting really specialized.
(Ahn Young-joon / AP Photo)
Never mind. We know why the long face.
French President Nicolas Sarkozy opens his speech with a lively round of peek-a-boo.
(Claude Paris / AP Photo)
The oddest couple of all. Prince Philip, not pictured, did not appear especially crushed.
(Lewis Whyld, Pool / AP Photo)
Rhianna’s new boyfriend could beat up Chris Brown, easy.
(Michael Gottschalk-AFP/Getty Images)
Russian Jewelry: It’s not the best.
Well, bowl me over. That is one talented spider!
U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton walked past Chilean President Michelle Bachelet to hug one of Bachelet’s aides. Awkward!
(Pablo Martinez Monsivais-AFP/Getty Images)
Another Saturday night and I ain’t got no body.
You’ve never seen 400 people scatter so quickly.
(Peter Byrne / Getty Images)
Okay, maybe not the Mona Lisa, but I could’ve painted that.
(Vincent West / Reuters)
But I can feel it. Are you sure I don’t have anything in my teeth?
(Ilnar Salakhiev / AP)
This is the biggest pet I’ve ever had. Whoa, boy!
(Fernando Vergara, AP)
Owl always love you.