Welcome to “O Caption! My Caption!”, Blogcritics’ examination of news, sports, and politics utilizing the most efficient and time-saving method: looking at pretty pictures and deducing what happened based on the pixels.
↓ “The President understands that a number of the issues he deals with in some way, shape, or form are…oh no, will you look at that, and my mani-pedi isn’t until tomorrow.”
AP Photo/Ron Edmonds
↓ “You’ve ridden through my prize gardenias for the last time. You’ll never get it back now, you little whippersnapper!”
Jason Wang for The New York Times
↓ Never underestimate the Ninja skills of simple womenfolk whose cooking skills have been insulted.
Fernando Salazar/Eagle file photo
↓ Workers struggled through the night to keep up with the deluge of more than 4,000 short-circuited icemakers, dumping the excess into drainage systems that made its way into the Neva River in front of the State Hermitage Museum in St. Petersburg, Russia. One worker was overheard to ask, “What do we need icemakers for, anyway? This is Russia, for crying out loud!”
AP Photo/Heribert Proepper
↓ “I have discovered fire! And…this boat-looking thing! And these rad sunglasses. Could someone throw me some cookies? I’m a little peaked after all this discovering.”
Jody Amiet/Agence France-Presse/Getty Images
Rajesh Kumar Singh/Associated Press