“Sharia sharia Allah says it’s so A child steals bread His hand must go AND COVER THAT WOMAN UP FROM HEAD TO TOE” Okay, that was bad – I couldn’t resist. Meet our own indiginous strict Muslim hip-hop group, Native Deen: “So always be proud, you can say it out …

The Clash have been voted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and I am dancing in fields of clover (having used my allergy spray). One of the reasons it took me so long to switch from vinyl to CDs was the “side” factor: records have sides that neatly …