Wednesday , October 20 2021
The baby's human, but no word yet on the parents.

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise “Joyously Welcome” Baby Girl Scientologist

Actress Katie Holmes gave birth Tuesday in Los Angeles to a small human girl, her first. Holmes is engaged to the proud father Tom Cruise, 43.

Spokesman Paul Bloch said the couple “joyously welcomed” the arrival of their daughter, “Suri,” who tipped the scales at a demure 7lb, 7 oz, and measured 20 inches long. Bloch also indicated that mother and baby are “doing well.” No details of the birth itself were given, including whether or not Holmes — who recently ditched Catholicism and joined Cruise in the big spaceship of Scientology — labored in silence as per that religion’s teaching.

TomandKatie Suri means “princess” in Hebrew or “red rose” in Persian, so they’re covered if WWlll begins in the Middle East.

Cruise has two adopted children from his marriage to Nicole Kidman. The movie star said he and Holmes will be married in late summer or early fall.

In an interesting side note, the Parade Magazine website conducted an online poll asking readers whether they thought Tom Cruise, who is preparing for the May 5 release of his new film Mission: Impossible: lll, was responsible for his “difficult year” with the press, or whether it was the media’s fault.

M:I:lll 84% of respondents said the media was to blame and that Cruise did NOT bring his recent image problems on himself.

The Parade people found this odd and did some investigating. They found that more than 14,000 of the 18,000+ votes cast came from only ten computers. One computer alone was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes, all blaming the media for Tom’s troubles. Cruise has some notably committed, not to say cultish, fans it would seem.

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About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: [email protected],, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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