- Attack your crack, not Iraq!
You Can’t Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
War is wrong. Whack your schlong.
If you pound it, peace will come
Give bush the finger
My ‘friendly fire’ harms no-one
Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
Stop the war, jerk some more
Palms Not Bombs
I’m going blind for Mankind
Stop the hurt, let it spurt
Ban war, jerk some more
War is silly, whack your willy
Think globally, whack locally
I am trying to come to terms with the philosophical basis for this line of action, although I think we are talking about parallel lines that will never intersect, if you know what I mean. Perhaps this stems from a “you must live yourself before you can love another” perspective.
Unfortunately, I doubt this message will reach those who are the real source of the problem.