Saturday , September 19 2020

Hearts and Hands

Via Pocket Litter, onanism for the conflict averse:

    Attack your crack, not Iraq!
    You Can’t Beat Off with Nuclear Arms
    War is Mean, Flick Your Bean
    War is wrong. Whack your schlong.
    If you pound it, peace will come
    Give bush the finger
    My ‘friendly fire’ harms no-one
    Semen cleans off of hands easier than blood
    Stop the war, jerk some more
    Palms Not Bombs
    I’m going blind for Mankind
    Stop the hurt, let it spurt
    Ban war, jerk some more
    War is silly, whack your willy
    Think globally, whack locally

I am trying to come to terms with the philosophical basis for this line of action, although I think we are talking about parallel lines that will never intersect, if you know what I mean. Perhaps this stems from a “you must live yourself before you can love another” perspective.

Unfortunately, I doubt this message will reach those who are the real source of the problem.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: [email protected],, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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