Tuesday , April 23 2024

Dubya Pens Iraq Tune

The President writes a tune about Iraq, exclusive on MadKane’s site:

    “Iraq, Iraq” (To be sung to “New York, New York” from “On The Town”)

    Iraq, Iraq, I refuse to back down.
    Most hawks say yup, but some others just frown.
    Hussein belongs in a hole in the ground.
    Iraq, Iraq, I refuse to back down

    The evil places to target are so many,
    Or so my staffers say.
    I promised Poppy I wouldn’t miss on any,
    Cause Saddam’s got to pay.
    Gonna bomb the whole town.
    I’ll vanquish that clown, I do pray.
    Without delay!

    Iraq, Iraq, it’s an oil lovers place,
    I’ll give high-fives when I’ve conquered that space.
    Big bucks are there to be taken posthaste.
    Iraq, Iraq, it’s an oil lovers place…….

There’s more.

About Eric Olsen

Career media professional and serial entrepreneur Eric Olsen flung himself into the paranormal world in 2012, creating the America's Most Haunted brand and co-authoring the award-winning America's Most Haunted book, published by Berkley/Penguin in Sept, 2014. Olsen is co-host of the nationally syndicated broadcast and Internet radio talk show After Hours AM; his entertaining and informative America's Most Haunted website and social media outlets are must-reads: Twitter@amhaunted, Facebook.com/amhaunted, Pinterest America's Most Haunted. Olsen is also guitarist/singer for popular and wildly eclectic Cleveland cover band The Props.

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