Feels like a retread of an ‘80s preteen-kids-go-to-summer-camp flick.
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I Hate This Movie.
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A fun time for fans (and perhaps non-fans) who miss their U.N.C.L.E.
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The worst item to bear Mel Brooks’ name — ever.
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No, Mel, I will not use “It’s good to be the king” to describe this!
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Even after 42 years, it’s still just another patriotic John Wayne film.
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Ker-pow and bang-bang: it’s another WWE film, kids!
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Wretched (adj): inadequate or irritating. Also see: Rob Zombie’s Halloween II.
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“I think the can of Whoop-Ass they opened is way past its expiration date.”
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A contagiously funny spoof that shows no mercy - while displaying its fondness for the original Star Wars film throughout.
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