Are You Raw Enough For Ozzfest?

Do you have what it takes to inflame the blood-thirsty masses at Ozzfest? Do your guitars snarl and buzz threateningly? Do your vocals bristle and bray atavistically? Have you ever bitten the head off of anything living? This may be your chance:

OZZfest 2004 Is Looking For Raw Talent;
Auditions To Take Place From Coast To Coast

It’s the rock & roll opportunity of a lifetime: Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne are looking for the next great band to rock the OZZfest 2004 main-stage alongside Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, Slayer and more.

Auditions will be held coast-to-coast to find eight unsigned, undiscovered bands to take part in a final competition yielding one lucky winner. Not only will they share the same stage with rock legends, but they’ll also participate in a nationally televised performance straight from OZZfest 2004. In addition, the winning band will be awarded a coveted slot on the second stage at OZZfest 2005 as well as free music equipment and cash prizes.

Do you think you’ve got what it takes to rock the masses at
OZZfest? Prove it! The audition hotline is: (800) 688-5251 for all the detailed info.

In-person auditions will be held in Los Angeles on June 11th and
New York on June 18th.

Rock the rectum – pound the shit out of those things.