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Young Girls Are Using Steroids In Record Numbers

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Chyna cited as cause of steroid use.

Written by Joe Wilson

TRENTON, New Jersey (PoopyCaca.com) – A new study by the Centers for Disease Control and Harvard University shows that girls as young as 9 years old are using steroids, not to perform better in sports, but to look like former professional wrestler, Chyna.

“We had no idea how popular Chyna is nor how much of an influence her being a cast member on ‘The Surreal Life’ is having on young American girls,” said Jason Sloane, a professor of Amazon women culture studies at Harvard University, who “really, really, really enjoyed the study.”

Chyna, who now goes by the name Joanie Laurer, began wrestling in the World Wrestling Federation in 1997, after she proved her gender to the baffled members of the WWF crack medical squad… several times.  The muscular Chyna left the WWF in 2000 to pursue opportunities in the giant, muscular women field.

The head of the Harvard Amazon women development division, Dr. Richard Crumb, said that most young women used steroids in the past to control their weight, until now. “They all idolize Chyna, they want to look like her, talk like her, walk like her and we found an alarming number of girls who are taking testosterone pills, shots and creams to emulate this exquisite, perfect female specimen we call Chyna. Check out the pecs on her.”

The study concluded that the rise of steroid use in young women will result in a segment of the female population that will kick your ass if you say anything about how huge they are.

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  • Rickriprock

    I bet she has a weiner.

  • None

    I hardly think she is the number 1 reason girls are using steriods. Chyna was test for steriods in the past and they came up negitive the article is rather irrelivent

  • Rickriprock

    I’ll second that ….. did i say I would second that?

  • Johnny Afat

    This is such rubbish. Let’s blame Chyna..yeah ok…suuuuuuuure, looks Joe Wilson doesn’t have a clue.

  • http://www.ppopycaca.com Poopycaca

    Maybe when she’s sitting in front a congressional hearing you’ll believe me.

    When you need another fake news source, PoopyCaca.com is there.

  • http://start-the-art.com eric schultz

    Maybe Chyna did steroids at one time, but to tag her as the sole reason girls are doing steroids now is ridiculous – Why not ask the girls’ parents why they aren’t involed with what their daughters are doing? I think the responsibility rests squarely on their shoulders, not Chyna’s.

  • http://www.poopycaca.com PoopyCaca

    If you fail to acknowledge the impact that a mega superstar like Chyna has on society and the ideal of the ultimate female form she represents in the eyes of the media and young girls, then you will continue to spout your libertarian drivel about personal responsibility and not see that we must protect the children from influences like Chyna and gay cartoon characters.

    When you need another FAKE NEWS source, PoopyCaca.com is there.

  • http://start-the-art.com eric schultz

    I am not dismissing the impact of superstars on our childre, what I am doign is acknowledging the fat that parents have no clue what is influencing their children. Parents are supposed to protect children, not the media, not the government.

    If you don’t like Chyna, turn the channel. Gay cartoon characters? I am not sure what characters you are referring to (but I have an idea); again, if you THINK the cartoon promotes homosexulaity and you don’t like it, turn the channel.

    Blaming body building women and cartoon characters for the attitudes and actions of children remind me of the witch hunts in Salem – small minds with small amswers to larger questions than they can fathom.

  • John

    People at “Lords of Pain” picked this up as a real story. Anyone who knows of Joanies story knows she is not a ‘superstar’ and is struggleing with many internal demons and this is like kicking someone when they are down.
    Cheap shot

  • http://start-the-art eric schultz

    I agree with John…

  • http://www.poopycaca.com PoopyCaca

    If you don’t like news SATIRE that offends you or your sensibilities or your love of professional wrestlers who are on the ups or the downs, change the channel.

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  • http://w6daily.winn.com/ Phillip Winn

    PC, I think some people simply can’t read. They see the pictures, maybe make out a word or two in the headline, and wouldn’t recognize satire if it was right here on the page.

  • http://theugliestamerican.blogspot.com/ andy marsh

    OMG! This is satire???

  • Eric Olsen

    too close to the bone

  • Ron Jeremy

    Speaking of bones, Chyna has a very big one she used to lay on HHH.

  • Tracey

    First off ANY GIRL that wants to get into body building, it is TOTALLY up to them and it IS NOT HER FAULT if the youth of America gets into steriods… for the love of God people get a life. I have been a fan of the WWE for a long time and yes there are SEVERAL that did use drugs but there are also SEVERAL that didnt.

  • Ron Jeremy

    Old Triple H went to the condom place to get himself a new rubber. When Triple H bent over, Chyna took over and gave him a bone of her own.

  • Rich

    I’m a guy and, personally, I’d rather hit the hay with Triple H than that hideous monstrosity called Chyna. Little girls want to look like THAT? It was bad enough when they all wanted to be Britney Spears. At 9 they should be playing with dolls, not boys a la Britney and definitely not roids. Moms and dads — turn off the wrestling channel before it’s too late.

  • Ron Jeremy

    Well HHH does try to force a man’s head between his legs in the ring every night, maybe you’ll get your chance.

  • Rich

    Ron, I never knew he did that. I’m not into watching sweaty male bodies locked together every night but clearly you are.

  • Ron Jeremy

    I wasn’t the one talking about sleeping with a dude.

  • http://www.deepfriedmango.co.uk Maz

    this is funny as fuck. i applaud you poopycaca. made me laugh. and it got picked up as fake news.only some tard would think it was real. or a merican

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  • Maxine

    I’ve been a WWE watcher for years…and it’s true when Chyna (Joanie) started in WWE she was using steriods, but towards the end of her career, her “Male features” were turning more female, so you could tell she was stopping the steriods…Chyna was in Playboy…Let me tell you…As much as I love being married to my husband, if I was lesbian…I’d do her! And my husband knows it to…I’m confident in my sexuality.

    Besides Chyna’s not exactly forcing these kids to use steriods…Everyone has a mind of their own…Making their own decisions to take a drug to look like someone else is their choice, not anyone elses.

  • Ron Jeremy

    Look who the tard is now, you can’t even spell American.

  • Peter North

    Maxine, that rules. If you don’t mind cameras, I can make that happen.

  • Legend Killer

    HERMAPHRODITE
    Accepted definition: A person born with both male and female sex organs.
    If you ever saw her XXX video, you’d know there is more than steroids to blame, unless of course there are more “women” with 3 inch uncircumcised penis’ hanging out where the clitoris should be.

  • Ron Jeremy

    Hey, Legend Killer

    What you speak of is common with all female body builders. Steroids actually makes the clitoris grow. It is an interesting side effect indeed.

  • Mark

    Reading the other comments, is it any wonder why it’s embarassing to admit to being a wrestling fan?

  • Anwar

    Blaming Chyna for what girls choose to do is completely ridiculous! If anything, Chyna influenced them to be independetn and strong and beautiful! Chyna is an amazing woman whose definateky one of a kind! She has inspired many women to do good things and be more confident, etc! So stop blaming her for messed up things! Chyna is 100% woman, and is very beautiful and sexy!

  • http://www.poopycaca.com PoopyCaca

    Now that is satire!

  • http://CHYNAS#1FAN KEIA

    HEY- SO CALLED LEGEND KILLER
    HOW CAN U OR ANY OF THESE DUMB ASSES! SAY THAT CHYNA’S A MAN OR HERMAPHRODITE ,OR WHAT EVERY U WANT TO CALL IT AND THAT SHES THE SOLE REASON FOR THESE DUMB ASS KIDS TAKING DRUGS. HOW MANY MOVIES AND SHOWS COME ON WITH PEOPLE DOING CRACK,STERIODS ETC…THINK ABOUT IT … THE ONLY REASON WHY PEOPLE BLAME HER IS BECAUSE OF THE WAY SHE LOOKS.I GUESS U HAVE TO LOOK LIKE PAM ANDERSON,TORRIE WLSON,BRITTNEY SPEARS FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE U ALONE AND NOT BLAME U FOR SOME KIDS DOING STERIODS.YALL NEED TO LISTEN TO CHYNAS OLD WRESTLING THEME SONG WHO I AM BECAUSE I CAN CLEARLY SEE THAT NONE OF U REALLY KNOW WHO SHE IS,U ONLY KNOW WHAT THE PRESS TELLS U WHICH IS PRETTY MUCH BULL SHIT AND LIES,OR SOMETHING TAKEN COMPLETELY OUT OF CONTEXT!

  • http://MSMORGAN CHYNAS#1FAN-KEIA

    AND ANOTHER THING ,ITS PEOPLE LIKE U THATS KEEPING PEOPLE FROM COMING TOGETHER.WHY?I DON’T KNOW.U PEOPLE WONDER WHY RICH PEOPLE ACT STUCK UP,BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YALL,WHOSE ALWAYS EXCLUDING OR STEROTYPEING PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THEIR RACE,CULTURE,OR BECAUSE THE OBVEOUS HERE,THEIR LOOKS!

  • Robert Sacimonious

    She tested negative for steroids? What a crock of shit, who’s test did she test negative in, Vince McMahons, what a fucking joke. Why do you think Hulk Hogan is getting hips and knees and ect., ect., replaced? The majority use steroids if they want to make it in any pro sports, but “pro” wrestling is the biggest advocate of steroid use, Vince McMahon was arrested and convicted of trafficking in steroids that he supplied to his wrestling empire. No woman gets a square jaw, a mans voice and a clit the size of a small cock by eating right and exercising, get a fucking clue, drug testing for any sport is a joke.