By day, I am an Associate Creative Director in an advertising agency. By night, an enterprising t-shirt mogul as one half of the-affair, ‘the thinking man’s brand’.

Born and bred in Sydney, I was living the dream in Barcelona before moving to London’s east end to work on my tan. Three years later, I sojourned for one summer in Amsterdam before recurring nightmares of melting red tulips forced my return to London.

In my spare time I blog about all things creative/advertising/marketing at boredomisyourfault.com, which values insight and opinion over breaking news.

But above all, I spend most of my spare time wondering how to get into the British House of Lords. Because ‘Lord Zoltan’ sounds so much cooler than plain old boring ‘Zoltan’...