Tim Girard is a mental gymnyst. He thinks too much and writes too little and enjoys caffeine with his sugar. When he isn't busy saving the world he is out writing. Good thing he doesn't write too much.
Unleashing the story!
Where is the outrage over what Hilton said to Miss California? Aren't we better than this?
Tales from the Dork Side. Sheesh, 'nuff said.
Hollywood! Pay attention. Your movies suck.
A light treat in a world of heaviness.
Sarah Connor? Yes. I'll be back.
The Rise and Rise of the Mighty Malevolence
Gettin' clunky with the Clones on Cartoon Network.
Want to piss off a whole country? Get a dummy to do it. Jeff Dunham outrages South Africa with his act.