Jason (a.k.a. The Jay) is the head writer for the internet humor site, www.TheJay.com. He can usually be found online, obsessively studying box office returns and IMDB resume pages. Go ahead, try and stump him at “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon”, it’s not gonna happen. Jason has a BA in Film Studies from UCSB, and currently resides in the luxurious San Fernando Valley.
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Grading the American Idol Top 7 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale
A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the performances of the American Idol Top 7.
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Grading the American Idol Top 9 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale
A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song of each of American Idol Top 9 singers.
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Grading the American Idol Top 10 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale
I’ve decided to recap American Idol week to week and grade the singers on a sliding scale of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song.
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Grading the American Idol Top 11 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale
Review of the American Idol Top 11 based on how much I wanted, or did, TiVo bloop through their performances.
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TV Review: Grading The American Idol Top 12 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale
A review of the AI Top 12 performances based on how much I wanted to, or did, fast forward through them.
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Just How Bland Is Orlando Bloom, Really?
The "Pop Culture Scale of Bland" finds Bloom blander than Tobey Maguire, a bit blander than lettuce, and exactly as bland as white bread.
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Satire: A Press Release From Anne Hathaway's Breasts
Anne Hathaway's breasts sign development deal!
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Ten Sequels I Would Love To See
A list of ten sequels I would love to see. And if I was in charge, what they'd be about.
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Keanu Reeves Does NOT Suck, And I Can Prove It
Once and for all I am going to prove to the world that Keanu Reeves does NOT suck.
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Movies With Lazy Titles
What if all movies were given titles as simple (and lazy) as Snakes on a Plane?
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