Jason (a.k.a. The Jay) is the head writer for the internet humor site, www.TheJay.com. He can usually be found online, obsessively studying box office returns and IMDB resume pages. Go ahead, try and stump him at “Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon”, it’s not gonna happen. Jason has a BA in Film Studies from UCSB, and currently resides in the luxurious San Fernando Valley.
A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the performances of the American Idol Top 7.
A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song of each of American Idol Top 9 singers.
I’ve decided to recap American Idol week to week and grade the singers on a sliding scale of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song.
Review of the American Idol Top 11 based on how much I wanted, or did, TiVo bloop through their performances.
A review of the AI Top 12 performances based on how much I wanted to, or did, fast forward through them.
The "Pop Culture Scale of Bland" finds Bloom blander than Tobey Maguire, a bit blander than lettuce, and exactly as bland as white bread.
Anne Hathaway's breasts sign development deal!
A list of ten sequels I would love to see. And if I was in charge, what they'd be about.
Once and for all I am going to prove to the world that Keanu Reeves does NOT suck.
What if all movies were given titles as simple (and lazy) as Snakes on a Plane?