Steve Carlson, the proprietor of The Ongoing Cinematic Education of... since 2002, neither conducts electricity nor talks to reptiles. However, he knows someone who does both.
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Movie Review: Satellite (2006)
Nice try, but the orbit is out of whack.
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Movie Review: Harry Knuckles and the Pearl Necklace
Crazy Canucks try to top their awesome Jesus movie, lose their bearings along the way.
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Movie Review: Shockheaded
This Thornett guy, he's goin' places.
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Movie Review: Lady in the Water
See this and bear witness to the lunacy of M. Night Shyamalan sans studio interference.
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CD Review: Dead to Me - Cuban Ballerina
If Dead to Me sounds like your kind of thing, this review will not change your mind.
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EP Review: The Dillinger Escape Plan - Plagiarism
Maybe this works if you've seen them live.
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CD Review: Brian Posehn - Live in: Nerd Rage
You'll never look at a pirate the same way.
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CD Review: Good Riddance - My Republic
On visiting an old friend and seeing how we've both progressed.
Great music. Shame about the singing.
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DVD Review: Blood Bath
A silly grindhouse goof which allows me immediately to refer to the first song on Carter USM's album Worry Bomb.
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