Steve Carlson, the proprietor of The Ongoing Cinematic Education of... since 2002, neither conducts electricity nor talks to reptiles. However, he knows someone who does both.
Dual doses of derivative dross now on DVD.
Stabbed with a candy cane? That's just trying too hard.
I got it bad, so bad... I'm splat for teacher!
A family bonds while a huge fish-thing swallows people whole. Awesome.
Saints and sinners in Queens.
A fantastic concert film periodically interrupted/ruined by neorealist drudgery.
Summing up the past year before it gets too late to do so.
Dancin' with the Devil in the French moonlight.
Cross-country grind/spazz rock with a screwball twist.