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Steve Carlson, the proprietor of The Ongoing Cinematic Education of... since 2002, neither conducts electricity nor talks to reptiles. However, he knows someone who does both.
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Dual doses of derivative dross now on DVD.
Stabbed with a candy cane? That's just trying too hard.
I got it bad, so bad... I'm splat for teacher!
A family bonds while a huge fish-thing swallows people whole. Awesome.
Saints and sinners in Queens.
A fantastic concert film periodically interrupted/ruined by neorealist drudgery.
Mmmm... pretty.
Summing up the past year before it gets too late to do so.
Dancin' with the Devil in the French moonlight.
Cross-country grind/spazz rock with a screwball twist.
